And copies of Guns and Ammo, Hot and Horny magazines
Dick Cheney's suite demands include all TVs tuned to Fox News, box of Wet-Wipes, jumper cables.
The Smoking Gun has obtained the "backstage" demands of Dick Cheney's standard "tour" rider. The document is provided to hotels where Cheney will be bunking and lists how the Republican pol's "Downtime Suite" needs to be outfitted.
A comfy 68 degrees and lights already on.
All the televisions need to be preset to the Fox News Channel
Decaf coffee should be ready upon his arrival
Four cans of caffeine-free Diet Sprite.
When Cheney is traveling with his wife, the second family's suite needs an additional two bottles of sparkling water. Mrs. Cheney's H2O should be either Calistoga or, curiously, Perrier, a favored beverage of French terrorism appeasers.
A comfy 68 degrees and lights already on.
All the televisions need to be preset to the Fox News Channel
Decaf coffee should be ready upon his arrival
Four cans of caffeine-free Diet Sprite.
When Cheney is traveling with his wife, the second family's suite needs an additional two bottles of sparkling water. Mrs. Cheney's H2O should be either Calistoga or, curiously, Perrier, a favored beverage of French terrorism appeasers.
LOL. Newspapers to be supplied include the NY Times, the Whore Street Jism, the WaComPo, and the "local paper." What, no Moonie Times??
"Hey, this isn't decaf! Arghh! Zzzzzt! Gak!"
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