March 30, 2006

Rethug tranny skank in trouble with the law
Syphilitic ho-bag mAnn Coulter given 30 days to explain why she broke election laws by voting in wrong precinct.

In a registered letter scheduled to be sent to her this week, Coulter is asked to "clarify certain information as to her legal residence," elections boss Arthur Anderson said.

"We want to give her a chance," Anderson said. "She needs to tell us where she really lives."

Or else? He could refer the case to State Attorney Barry Krischer for criminal charges, Anderson said.

But because the loathsome, brownshirted QTip lied about her place of residence, the letter 'may be headed to the wrong house.'

"We have to send the registered letter to her address in our records," explained Charmaine Kelly, elections chief deputy. "If it comes back unsigned, we'll deal with that."

Coulter, a constitutional lawyer who relentlessly made fun of Palm Beach County voters after the botched 2000 presidential election, couldn't be reached for comment.

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