Ahhhh, Spring! The new kittens are blooming!
It must be true, I saw it on the intarwebs!
A spokesman for cheesy, mushroomlike slimeball Karl Rove yesterday "vigorously denied" a report that he had been indicted on charges of perjury and lying to investigators.
"The story is a complete fabrication," the spokesman said. "It is both malicious and disgraceful." A liberal Web site {Horrors! Don't those damn libtards know if it isn't on Drudge, it isn't true! - EvilEd.}, Truthout.org, carried a report authored by Jason Leopold, alleging that Rove's attorney, Robert Luskin, was given the indictment during a marathon, 15-hour meeting in Washington Friday.
Will Pitt of DemoUnderground and Truthout talks with Mr Leopold about the story:
In his article, he said: "During the course of that meeting, Fitzgerald served attorneys for former Deputy White House Chief of Staff Karl Rove with an indictment charging the embattled White House official with perjury and lying to investigators related to his role in the CIA leak case, and instructed one of the attorneys to tell Rove that he has 24 hours to get his affairs in order, high level sources with direct knowledge of the meeting said Saturday morning."
In point of fact, those 24 hours are "business hours," i.e. starting on Monday.
"Jeez, Jason," I said, "we might want to put that into the essay. Half the planet thought 24 hours was 24 hours. They thought the deal would go down today."
So. Monday at the very earliest, but more like Tuesday or Wednesday.
In point of fact, those 24 hours are "business hours," i.e. starting on Monday.
"Jeez, Jason," I said, "we might want to put that into the essay. Half the planet thought 24 hours was 24 hours. They thought the deal would go down today."
So. Monday at the very earliest, but more like Tuesday or Wednesday.
Feh - if it happens at all, it'll be on Friday, when they always try to sneak in the bad news. Just..... DO IT!!!!!
Oh please oh please oh please...
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