May 8, 2006



Predictably, Dictator-tot picks NSA sneak for CIA headjob
Air Force General "Mike Hayden is supremely qualified for this position," Bush gushed from the Oval Office playroom this morning. "He's a provider an' a consumer!"

Whatever. And just as predictably...

Though some republicans questioned the nomination of a military officer/illegal wiretap aficionado, Sen. John McCain defended it:

"In all due respect to my colleagues, General Hayden is really more of an intelligence person than he is an Air Force officer," McCain said. "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm out of Vaseline and mouthwash."

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