February 21, 2007



Christ. Not Cheney again.
US wants to leave Iraq "with honor," Cheney says

If by "US" you mean "the White House" and by "wants to leave Iraq with honor" you mean "will leave Iraq when we're good and ready, otherwise we'll never hear the end of it."

"We know that if we leave Iraq before the mission is completed, the enemy is going to come after us," the man who has been consistently wrong about everything said on Wednesday.

"And I want you to know that the American people will not support a policy of retreat," he lied, as polls show that 63% of Americans want us to get the fuck out of there. "We want to complete the mission, we want to get it done right, and we want to return with honor." When we'll be greeted as liberators with candy and flowers, dammit.


"And puppies... chocolate-covered puppies..."
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