March 30, 2007

Mmmmmm... chocolate Jesus...
Morally bankrupt -- but damned delicious

A 6-foot milk-chocolate sculpture of Jesus Christ, dubbed “My Sweet Lord” by its creator, has left a sour taste in the mouths of a Catholic group infuriated by the anatomically correct confection.


Peacechick Mary said...

Donahue, the Catholic Super Sleuth shot forth so much foam, he had to go in for IV foam hookup. Funny. I'll be he would be the one who claimed dibs on the balls.

Anonymous said...

You mean Jeebus had a ummm, ummm...penis??? Noooooooooooo!!!

Anonymous said...

Bad news for the Moral Police: If not for an ejaculating penis, none of us would be here to be outraged by a chocolate one.

Anonymous said...

LMAO! Who really cares what the Catholics think??? I mean, they are constantly giving aid and comfort to the American people's enemies. Who do they thing died and made them GOD??? They are nothing more than a bunch of control freaks. They need a severe attitude adjustment. And they are CERTAINLY not MY boss. I believe their church is pagan anyway. After all, they drink Jesus's blood and eat his penis too, since they also eat his body. I wonder if someone has ever pointed that out to them? Jesus WAS human too. So of course he had a penis. Now THAT'S crazy. No other Christians think they are the 'Moral' authorities of the nation like they do. They can kiss my hiney.

Cayobo said...

It's hard to swallow a black Jesus!

ThePoliticalCat said...

I don't care if it rains or freezes,
Long's I got my chocolate Jeebus
Sittin' on the dashboard of mah car

Goin' ninety I ain't scary
Long's I got the Virgin Mary
Sittin' on the dashboard of mah car

Hey face it folks. Better choclit than plastic.

Weasel said...

Um you know how lots of people bite the heads off their chocolate Santas? So, um, which end do bite off of chocolate Jesus? Without going to hell, I mean.

Just curious.

maru said...

Coo-coo for cocoa Christ.

Hey, politicalcat, we're both singing the same song!

ThePoliticalCat said...

Twins separated at birth ... Yeah, I thought about what you'd bite off a chocolate Jebus first - the ears don't stick out near enough. (snicker)

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