April 26, 2007

Military Charges Commander

The U.S. military has brought charges of "boinking the enemy," in addition to charges of possessing porn videos," against the former commander of Camp Cropper.

The former commander of a major U.S. military detention center in Baghdad has been detained and charged with "aiding the enemy", the U.S. military said on Thursday.
Lieutenant-Colonel William Steele is also charged with having an improper relationship with a translator and with the daughter of a detainee, providing mobile phones to prisoners, and unauthorized possession of classified information.
According to the connoisseur of Oxycontin, Viagra and young Dominican boys, Lush Bimbo, this is just another case of letting off a little steam. And quite a bit of.....well you know. A secretion that is hard difficult to clean......??















Undeniable Liberal

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Not that I'm defending this moron, but nly with this bunch of fucktards could a little nookie be considered treason - as opposed to, say, outing a covert CIA agent, disclosing classified info to Ahmed Chalabi, Halliburton/Blackwater, yadda, yadda, yadda . . . .

Frankly, I think we'd all be better off if this entire maladministration got laid regularly. Of course, I can't imagine any woman willingly banging that bunch (shudder) but I'm sure there are plenty of MSM whores who could be bought off to do it.

Undeniable Liberal said...

;)~

Anonymous said...

"porn videos", on a US military base??? Heathen scum....

.....Korean clerk at Camp Edwards, ROK shoppette: "psst, wanna see some dirty videos I have for sale?"

"Sure", thinking it's gotta be better than watching the US military "AFN" channel, with Buffy the Vampire Slayer being the top attraction.

Was better, too, the "Women of Color" being my fav, until I gave it to my workers to watch, never to be seen again......

I say this now, because Camp Edwards was returned to the ROK forces a year or so ago. No repercussions for clerk, don't worry.

Word: I once had a conversation with a 90 y.o. woman, and she was complaining to her son about the way the church preacher was always "going on" about sex.

"I get so tired of hearing him talk about not having sex". she said. "If God didn't want us to have sex, he wouldn't have made it feel so good."

I figured she first heard that in the back seat of a Model T, or something....

An Old Oklahoma Republican Baptist.

I guess they don't make them like that any more.