May 29, 2007



Braaaaaaaaaack...
The AP/USA Toady's ballgargling, vomit-inducing paean to Awol von Stupid:

President Bush on Monday honored U.S. troops who have fought and died for freedom and expressed his steely resolve to succeed in the war in Iraq. "As before in our history, Americans find ourselves under attack and underestimated," he said. {Durrrr????? - Ed.}

Bush marked his sixth Memorial Day as a wartime president. God, he is soooo fucking awesome!1!!eleventyone!1! Though he should've worn that manly flightsuit!1!1!!!
Meanwhile, we have 8 10 more troops to mourn:
Eight Ten American soldiers were killed on Memorial Day in roadside bombings and a helicopter crash north of Baghdad, making May the deadliest month of the year for U.S. troops in Iraq.
Heckuva job, you flaming stupid fucking asshat.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Heckuva job, you flaming stupid fucking asshat.

If ever there was a waste of genetic material, Bush is it.

Anonymous said...

OK, tinfoilhat rumor of the day from farang:

Supposedly, Awol Von Stuipd's mom is descended from the Pierce family, meaning she is related to Franklin Pierce, 14the president of the USA, correct?

I read a rumor today that if you go to familysearch.org, you will find that her stated parents, Marvin and Pauline Pierce, had no children. That her "grandmother" Kate P. Pierce, immigrated from Germany.

Anyone subscribe to this site? If so, would you be kind enough to confirm or deny this rumor? If true, I have more "allegations" needing sunlight. If false, I don't want to waste time reading more of this article.

Danke