June 19, 2007

The Code Names of The Secret Service
The Secret Service, it seems, has a tradition of giving "secret" code names to presidential candidates and other protected dignitaries. As is custom, the code name reflects something of the person it applies to.

Former president Jimmy Carter, who taught Sunday school, is "Deacon."
George H.W. Bush is "Timberwolf."
Ronald Reagan was "Rawhide."
Al Gore, sometimes derided as wooden, started out as "Sawhorse" but eventually became "Sundance."
Sen. John F. Kerry was dubbed "Minuteman"
Bill Clinton,"Eagle."
Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton "Evergreen."
Sen. Barack Obama "Renegade."
For reasons known only to the secret service, since the days of Bush the coherent's presidency, Presidunce McBoozyface's code name has been Tumbler!

Now, how does the name Tumbler reflect anything about him?













~Undeniable Liberal~

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Tumbler as in beverage container, not anything to do with gymnastics.

Anonymous said...

I was pretty sure his codename would be 'shithead.' Shows what I know.