July 31, 2007

A nation of laws
Dick "dick" Cheney defends US attorney general, convicted aide, Vlad the Impaler, John Wayne Gacy

"I'm a big fan of Al's. I think Al has done a good job under difficult circumstances. The debate between Al and the Senate is something they're going to have to resolve. But I think Al has testified truthfully," said the vice president. "Pat Leahy can go fuck himself," he added, ripping the head off a kitten and swallowing the hot spurting blood.

"Arrrggh!! Gahrhrrr! Rrrrrhhhh!"