Chris Matthews' fawning mancrushes, part XII
Tweety's giant c*mstains on studio apholstery cutting into donut budget, say disgusted execs
On the August 13 edition of MSNBC's Hardball, during an interview with Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee, host Chris Matthews said: "Let me ask you about Mitt Romney. You know, I watched him on the Today show this morning. He looks like a million bucks. Everything is perfect. Everything about him is perfect."Well, it was something like that.
As examples, Matthews cited Romney's "look," his "manner," and his shirt with the "never rolled-up sleeves" and "the tie always tied," and asked: "That perfection -- is that the Republican Party of the 21st century? Is that what we're looking for, the perfect efficiency expert?"
Huckabee responded: "You flaming dipshit. You're talking to a guy who's basically a slob with a fucking bald spot, for Chrissakes. Thanks a hell of a lot, you fucking moron. Where's the goddamn exit... "
3 comments:
And yet if it had been a Democrat with "sleeves never rolled up" and "tie always tied," said Democrat would be an effete snob, completely out of touch with the hard-working folks in the Heartland.
Or something.
CatStaff
Mittens is a hollow, pot metal hood ornament.
His bag's fulla groceries, but it's all junk food.
Tweety's fawning over these people is REALLY getting creepyass.
I say let Tweety start broadcasting on the Logo Network, where he can become less 'restrained' about his 'admiration' (lust?) for these Republican candidates. "Not that there's anything wrong with that!", but it's a more appropriate venue for those sorts of lifestyle appraisal segments (you certainly can't call it 'political analysis').
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