August 4, 2007



Rethug moral values
OK, this is just a little too weird: gpuke state rep says he feared black men, so he offered them oral sex --

Police released taped statements from a state leader accused of trying to buy sex in a men's room. Florida State Representative Bob Allen says he was feeling nervous and offered sex to get away from a man he didn't trust.

Allen chairs the House Energy Committee and co-chairs Senator John McCain's presidential campaign in Florida. He is the Police Union's 2007 Lawmaker of the Year, and he recently sponsored a bill to crack down on soliciting sex in public parks.

But he told police he did offer sex to an undercover officer in a public park men's room. Allen said he was also frightened of the weather. So he fled to the men's room.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

they're the party of personal responsibility, right? just checking.

Anonymous said...

Jesus, if you told me there was a TV program on with that plot-line, I'd doubt you and wouldn't bother to tune it in because it'd be SO-O-O UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE! Talk about cognitive dissonance! Allen sounds like he's on his way to multiple personalities - - how else can one person live with such crazy conflicts? (Yeah, it helps to live/work in 'Jeb Bush Land' I guess...)

Unknown said...

I wonder how long it will take for fux pews to identify Bob Allen as a Democratic.

Anonymous said...

If being afraid of black men caused him to offer them blowjobs, what does he do because he's afraid of the weather?

Offer to ride the lightning?

SouthLoopScot said...

Honestly, I was afraid...
Afraid i wouldn't get my turn...

ThePoliticalCat said...

For reasons I can't quite figure out, quite a few people hopped from this post directly over to my site. I don't know what you're doing, Maru, but you keep doing it, OK?

Anonymous said...

Huh? He's afraid of black men and the weather?

How is this man expected to stand up to Al Queda if he is afraid of Al Roker and El Nino.