March 28, 2008

America's 911 Attention Whore to save NYC again

Gay-loving, baby-killing, cross-dressing adulterous man-whore may replace ... uhhhh ... wait, what's the point of this again??

Rudy Giuliani is eyeing a run for governor in a special election this fall should Gov. Paterson be forced to resign, sources say. A top adviser to the former mayor yesterday dangled the possibility of Giuliani's running in a special election, into Saks for their spring sale.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Ghouliani: Listen, Dick, you promised me a big office if I covered your ass on 9/11, and I did that. So, if I can't have the Whitehouse, I want the next best thing; the New Tork Governorship! I mean it, Dick, either you get me the governor's office, or I'll spill the beans!

DC: Okay, consider it done. But it may take some time to take Spitzer down, after all, he has some strong Jewish connections.