March 28, 2008


Substance abuser will not be meeting fellow substance abuser after all:

In order not to embarrass Snorty McCokespoon, Washington Nationals General Manager Jim Bowden informed steroidbutt Paul Lo Duca that Tipsy McStaggers would instead be throwing the first pitch to Manager Manny Acta. The White House said it played no role in determining who would catch the pitch.
LOL. Yeah, right!

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