March 26, 2008

Ruh Roh!!

From the main front in the war against Eastasia comes great news as The Ministry of Truth is reporting:

"The cease-fire is over; we have been told to fight the Americans," said one Mahdi Army militiaman, who was reached by telephone in Sadr City. This same man, when interviewed in January, had stated that he was abiding by the cease-fire and that he was keeping busy running his cellular phone store.
What ever goes wrong in Iraq, it's quite obvious that:
If it isn't the Iranians meddling, the it's Obama's pastor's fault, inshallah.
Look on the bright side.
At least we're not in Iran!*

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