April 24, 2008

"We don't torture"

At the 4/24 press con with WH spokesliar Dana Peroxide, hero/patriot Helen Thomas -- the only living human with a functioning brain in the White House Press Corpse -- not only blasted the Dictator-tot for lying about not torturing detainees, she ripped into her own colleagues for turning a blind eye to it.

During this afternoon’s White House press briefing, reporter Helen Thomas noted that Bush “has admitted that he did sign off on torture” saying it damages “the credibility of this country.” {...}

Seeming to acknowledge her colleagues’ absence on this story, an exasperated Thomas said out loud after her exchange with Perino: “Where is everybody? For God’s sakes.”
Indeed. I guess they're too busy having beer and donuts on the Senile Express. Video here.


For Ms Thomas.

3 comments:

One Fly said...

Make a point to watch the video of her. The others sit behind with their thumbs buried up their asses.

HRH King Friday XIII, Ret. said...

Good for her! She's the reason why I support stem cell research. We could use stem cells to keep her alive for hundreds of years and also genticially enhance her hands with super death grip strength which she could use to strangle some of those lame ass reporters.

Anonymous said...

My god I love that gnomish little lady. The only fucking one with a conscience left in the WH press corps, hell maybe the only one anywhere.