May 13, 2008

Diplomatude!

"A brief comment by [Stupie McDumbass] about the role of India in the world food crisis has set off a firestorm of criticism" in that country.

Dimbulb McRetard, in noting that India's "middle class is larger than our entire population," went on to blather "when you start getting wealth, you start demanding better nutrition and better food," he said. "And so demand is high, and that causes the price to go up."

Overnight, Indians reacted with outrage at what they saw as a suggestion that they were to blame for inflation. Politicians lashed out at Bush. Newspapers excoriated him.

"India is not a net food importer. It is a food exporter. The assumption that prices are increasing because of a changed India is completely erroneous," said Manish Tewari, a spokesman for the ruling Congress party.

Defense Minister A.K. Antony called Bush's remark a "cruel joke," while an opposition member called the president the world's new "bread inspector."

Ahhh, continuing to win hearts and minds...

In a related story: If you're a rebooblican, it's always someone else's fault. Even if it doesn't make any sense whatsoever. Sean Hannity and Fux News blame Al Gore for the global food crisis.

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