The popular war preznit has regained his footing... oh, I'm sorry, Mr Broder, make that "Tipsy McStaggers hit a new new low as the number of people who think the country's on the wrong track rises."
Public disgruntlement neared a record high and [Boofus McBubbleBoy] slipped to his career low in the latest ABC News/Washington Post poll. Eighty-two percent of bitter, America-hating Americans now sayHeh -- and the repukes are panicking:the country's seriously fuckedthe country's seriously off on the wrong track, up 10 points in the last year to a point from its record high in polls since 1973. And 31 percent approve of Bush's job performance overall, while 66 percent disapprove.
House G.O.P. adopts "change" theme, new motto in desperation: “Change You Deserve”
On Tuesday, Republicans will join the rest of the Capitol Hill political world in following a special House election in Mississippi to see if the minority party can stave off disaster and not lose a third special election in a heavily Republican district this year.Bwwaahahahahaha! Mmmm, I love the smell of flopsweat...
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Huffpo is now reporting that the new slogan is in fact the slogan of the anti-depressant Effexor.
Possible side effects include nausea, headaches, apathy, constipation, insomnia, fatigue, and sweating. Hmmmm...
I don't understand how 82% of the people think the country is on the wrong track, but only 66% disapprove of how the president is handling things.
Does that mean that 16% approve of going down the wrong track?
WTF?
I've been on the left long enogh to know that we aren't always right. But, hot peanut butter on a cold toad...how does it take for those on the right to figure out they are always wrong?
My previous comment;
Of course that would be ....How long does it take.....
I gotta start drinking before I do these.
Start drinking early. And often. These douchebags make it necessary for America-hatin' Americans to take huge quantities of Effexor and anything else they can get their hands on.
That would also explain the discrepancy in numbers, Julian. 82% think the country's going to hell in a handbasket, 66% disapprove of this, and the remaining 16% are too fucking stoned out of their minds to care. Hey, the stuff's in the water, fer fuck's sake.
thanks, anon -- I saw that this morning -- hysterical!
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