May 27, 2008

Valley Boy war deserter's photo-op at Arlington

Better known as "Dead Troops Remembered By President Who Had Them Killed."

The Snivelling Chimp marked his last Memorial Day holiday in office Monday ... ahhhh! Praise Jeebus! ... urging Americans to honor the military, unlike his own AWOL, war-deserting ass that lied his way into war with Iraq. Disgusting. Bonus: he called the dead "awesome" while almost chugging a bottle of YooHoo.

''On this Memorial Day, I stand before you as the commander in chief and try to tell you how proud I am,'' aWol McWarMonkey told an audience at Arlington National Cemetery. Of the men and women buried in the cemetery, he said, ''They're an awesome bunch of people and the United States is blessed to have such citizens.''

That provoked a standing ovation from the crowd. ''Whoo-hoo!'' shouted one moron, who couldn't contain her enthusiasm.

Bush was at the White House through 3 p.m., the time he asked Americans to pause for a moment to remember the fallen. Then, he went to a Secret Service training facility in Beltsville, Md., just outside Washington, to ride his mountain bike for about 90 minutes.
What a Sacrificer! Dickwad. 

In other Bush news, Sen. McSame insisted we need to stay in Iraq another 100 years or something.

Meanwhile, 2 US soldiers were killed and 2 others wounded in Iraq this weekend.


"You dead guys rock!"

2 comments:

Jim said...

"Of the men and women buried in the cemetery, he said, ''They're an awesome bunch of people and the United States is blessed to have such citizens.''"

?!?!? They're dead, dude.

ThePoliticalCat said...

Just what I waz thinkin'. Maybe what he means is, the only good citizen is a dead citizen?