Rove, after asking insufferable quisling to withdraw name, tongue from his ass, gets finger instead --
Corpulant antichrist Karl Rove called shrivelled, human-like smegwad Joe Lieberman late last week to urge him to withdraw his name from vice presidential consideration, according to sources familiar with the conversation.Karl has got to be pissed: sounds as though he really, really wants it to be Multiple-Choice Mitt:
The smug, faux-pious vichycrat dismissed the request, the sources said.
“Rove called Lieberman,” recounted another source. “Lieberman told him he would not make that call.”
“Rove is pushing Romney so aggressively some folks are beginning to wonder what's going on,” grumbled one veteran Republican strategist.McMansions is expected to announce his vp choice on Friday. Unless Karl tells him not to.
Fun fact: Mitt Romney bought a new $12 million beachfront house in La Jolla, California not that long ago. He also has a house in Iowa. And one in Massachusetts. And a lake home in New Hampshire. That one is worth more than $10 million. And he has a vacation home in the ski resort of Park City, Utah.
Update: the confused candidate is now saying he hasn't decided on his running mate yet, mainly because giant horseflies refrigerators hot-air balloons.
1 comment:
"McMansions"? Oooohh that's good!
Sounding like he'll pick Mitt Room-ey for VP - - that way when they lose they can start their own real estate company.
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