August 18, 2008

Like Bushie, like McBush

Integrity: Instead of being in a "cone of silence" so he wouldn't hear Sen. Obama's part of the Rick Warren interview Saturday night, Senile McCheater and his handlers were in his motorcade heading to the event, listening in.

They're denying it, of course, "outraged" over the "allegations" that the quavering old loon knew how to answer in advance, with a spokeswoman for Karl Rov... errrrrr, McCain, hyperventilating and actually pulling the POW card:

“The insinuation from the Obama campaign that John McCain, a former prisoner of war, cheated is outrageous,” Ms. Wallace spluttered outrageously, conveniently forgetting that the former prisoner of war cheated on his first wife.
Oh right. Former prisoners of war being exempt from having to answer for anything the way ordinary people have to. We should be ashamed.

Besides, IOKIYAR. Spokesman admits McCain broke forum rules. Jed:
"McCain broke his word on a commitment he made, putting not just his own integrity on the line, but the integrity of the entire forum."
Please! Being a former prisoner of war means no one can ever say you lost integrity! Even when you have! Commie!

2 comments:

divageek said...

I am still LOLing about the "cone of silence," because on "Get Smart," the whole joke was that it NEVER WORKED--in fact, outsiders could always hear what Maxwell Smart was saying.

Rick Warren is so full of FAIL. . .

Anonymous said...

I just hope McCain upheld his end of the deal and answered "On the Waterfront" when it was his turn