November 26, 2008

As the Sphincter Clenches......

People, chill the fuck out, I GOT this:

Seriously, isn’t it amazing just how impressive the people being named to key positions in the Obama administration seem? Bye-bye hacks and cronies, hello people who actually know what they’re doing. For a bunch of people who were written off as a permanent minority four years ago, the Democrats look remarkably like the natural governing party these days, with a deep bench of talent.
It’s almost like we have a real President...... But in a drone like predictable mode known as acute Reichwingnuttius Maximus the reaction is the same as usual.......Clinton ver 2.0.
I spent several years of the Clinton administration writing about one scandal or controversy after another.
There was, of course, the Whitewater affair and the fight over the independent counsel, Kenneth Starr. There was the Lewinsky matter. Travelgate. The bitter controversy over Elian Gonzalez. The furor over Bill Clinton's last-minute pardons. And more.
It seems like so long ago. So why am I suddenly hitting the search feature on my laptop ten times a day, looking for old articles? Why am I looking for names like Eric Holder, Gregory Craig, Rahm Emanuel, and John Podesta?
The power of the Clenis COMPELLLLLLLS You! For fucks sake and Jesus Hussein Christ, Reichwingnuttia would still be pissing and moaning about Clinton-era made-up 'scandals' even if Cheney & Bush Jr. assassinated Obama, declared martial law, ate babies, burned the Constitution on national TV and declared Chimpyface McFuckup and Darth "Deadeye" Cheney co-dictators for life.

Investigative journalism, returning to a country near you soon.