November 3, 2008

Harry Reid: "Are you fucking kidding me?"

Senate Majority Leader goes ballistic on 'Dem' colleague, vows to throw Tubemeister out of Senate.

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid was forced into the middle of Sen. Ted Stevens’ (R-Epulsive) re-election bid Saturday after a senior Senate "Democrat" endorsed the corrupt scumbag and called on voters to disregard his seven-count felony conviction.

Dude... a seven-count felony conviction. Wtf's wrong with you??

In a bluntly worded release from his office, Reid warned that Stevens would not only face an ethics investigation but also expulsion proceedings regardless of his efforts to appeal the convictions.

“While I respect the opinion of Zell... ahem, Daniel Inouye, he really should just shut the fuck up. We're talking about seven felony convictions, for petessake. The reality is that a convicted felon is not going to serve in the United States Senate. Stevens will face an ethics committee investigation and expulsion, regardless of his appeals process,” Reid kind of said. "And if Mr Innoyance doesn't fucking shut his piehole, his ass is going to be meeting Mr Clueboot. Jesus Christ."

(Paraphrased for clarity)


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