Contradicting the meme that voting is never going to excite people, a store is offering sex toys as a reward for people who vote.
The rewards are no-so-subtle reminders of this year’s campaign rhetoric. For men, it’s the “Maverick,” a "sleeve" for self-pleasuring. According to a press release, “He’s always there to lend a hand, he works for every man, and he bucks the status quo.” Women can choose the “Silver Bullet” mini-vibrator, which is “a magical solution to difficult problems” and “a great stress-reliever during these troubled economic times!”How cool, I'm getting a new president, coffee, doughnuts, ice cream, and a masturbation aid tomorrow. Blogging may be light.
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