November 4, 2008

McMentum! pt 2

Via fark.com: McSenile's farewell tour is plagued by missing fake plumbers, embarrassingly low turnouts, fire alarms, toilet problems, sound problems, translation errors, and ennui: "he tries to start a chant of 'Joe Joe Joe Joe' but the crowd does not join in."

You've already met Joe the Plumber. But John McCain waited until the day before the election to bring out his ultimate weapon: Pepe the Feather Duster.

Just after midnight on Monday, the Republican nominee took the stage at in Miami to greet Cuban American supporters. When he got to the part in his speech about the [asshole] who challenged Barack Obama's tax plan, he tried a bit of Spanish. "Joe the Plumber -- or, as they say in Little Havana, Pepe el Plumero," he said haltingly. "That's the last time I try that," he added.

Yeah, way to ingratiate yourself to the audience, homes. Maybe if you had yelled they would've gotten it. Joe-o the plumber-o. Bonus:

The Roswell airport is a questionable spot for a rally: It's a graveyard for old airplanes, and the hulking carcasses of dead aircraft serve as a backdrop for McCain's appearance...

LOL. How fitting.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

oh Chohn n Choe. chu as sooooa KEEEENKEEEEE!!!!!
on the friggin floor here!
siri