December 26, 2008

Surgin!!

In their efforts to win over notoriously fickle warlords and chieftains, the CIA has offered up some solid incentive to get them to thrust into the battle and offer some stiff resistance

The Afghan chieftain looked older than his 60-odd years, and his bearded face bore the creases of a man burdened with duties as tribal patriarch and husband to four younger women. His visitor, a CIA officer, saw an opportunity, and reached into his bag for a small gift.
Four blue pills. Viagra.
"Take one of these. You'll love it," the officer said. Compliments of Uncle Sam.
The enticement worked. The officer, who described the encounter, returned four days later to an enthusiastic reception. The grinning chief offered up a bonanza of information about Taliban movements and supply routes -- followed by a request for more pills.
Talk about hard intelligence.

2 comments:

Capt. Bat Guano said...

While their abetting the sexual slavery of what are prolly underage girls why don't they just cut to the chase and import some underage hookers from Thailand. Jeebus.

Anonymous said...

even our own military agrees: make love, not war!