February 27, 2009

Limbaugh to convene a 'female summit' to figure out why hos and castrating feminazis hate him

When a new poll comes out showing most women think he's a vile sack of shit, hateful misogynist Rush Limbaugh gets all verklempt:

"We’ll have a summit of all the women in this audience — or as many of them as we can get into breakout groups — and perhaps devote an hour in an upcoming program to calls only from women who genuinely want to talk to me. They can be liberal, conservative. They could be non-audience members, could be audience members. But I want some of these women to start telling me what it is I must do to close the gender gap — or, if not what it is I must do to close the gender gap, what it is I’ve done that has caused the gender gap; assuming the gender gap is true and that the poll is true.

"I own the men, what must I do now to own women?"

Don't get me started. Oh, I don't know. Can a racist, sexist, child-abusing pig really "own" women? Especially a repulsive, bloated, egotistical scumbag like him? I think not.

4 comments:

Unknown said...

Who is the woman in this photo? Is this from a movie?

Anonymous said...

I write this latest Limbaugh 'appeal-to-women' off as obviously just another con of his. About the ONLY demographic he appeals to are stressed-out white guys, who want simple/scapegoating answers as to why they're NOT the millionaires they feel they should be by now. His whole schtick is similar to a bunch of guys getting drunked up and play-shouting at each other for emotional exercise -- most women (other than the drunk ones on the occasional 'reality' show) don't like that type of interaction, just as most guys don't like sitting around talking endlessly about their sensitive feelings (even when they CAN find them). I think Limbaugh knows this (or has undoubtedly been told by his handlers), but he's NOTHING if he's not bloviating incessantly -- enough to drive himself deaf. He's no more relevant than any other shock-jock.

Anonymous said...

"devote an hour in an upcoming program to calls only from women who genuinely want to talk to me."
An hour? Taking calls from all the women who want to talk to Rush would require just under four minutes.

Anonymous said...

You don't own the men, Rushie. You rent them. And by rent I mean hire as prostitutes. And by men I mean Dominican boys.