June 30, 2009

Expert Economic Analysis

It seems that all of the leading economic experts have been wrong about the causes of the current recession. it's quite surprising that it has taken so long for the REAL root cause. A Rushthuglibot lawmaker from the great state of confusion Oklahoma has proclaimed that the current economic woes have been caused by gays, porn, and abortion.
Jebus wept.

3 comments:

BadTux said...

And Obama. Don't forget Obama. Yes, Obama jumped into a time machine and became President in December 1997 when the current recession started, and made it all happen! And Paul Krugman too, who exerted his masterful Krugman Mind Control Beam to force Alan Greenspan to drop interest rates through the floor and thus stoke the housing bubble. I mean, dude. Time travel and mind control. It's clear that Obama and Krugman have been responsible for, like, *everything* evil that's happened over the past 2,000 years, probably even the crucifixion of Jesus Christ!

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

big em said...

Where's the mention of Clenis' dick in all of this? Everyone KNOWS that IT was responible for our economic woes! I expect our good Reich-wing friends will undoubtedly be reminding us of it's power to distort the 'free-market forces' any moment now...

Anonymous said...

Um... ya mean the current economic woes WEREN'T caused by gays, porn, and abortion? Cause Katrina was, just sayin'.