March 23, 2010

Aaaaaaaaaand the good news just keeps rolling in today

Ari “the Liar” Fleischer quits his PR job for Tiger Woods because Ari's legacy was so bad it harmed Tiger’s rehabilitation.

FoxSports reports that Fleischer “fell on his sword because he felt he was becoming the story“: “Fleischer’s legacy, whether fairly or not, remains propagating Bush/Cheney myths — like Saddam Hussein attacked America on Sept. 11, 2001 — which Americans don’t want to hear. Having him in behind the curtain gave the impression Woods had something to hide, and that words were being fed to him.”
Oh, and that would be “fairly,” BTW.