Repukes panic over tinfoiled census backlash by moronic, inbred rubes

March: “Filling out the census is only fer elite, socialist-commie homos so they kin take away our guns.”

April: “Not filling out the census means we’ll be own3d by elite, socialist-commie homos who’ll have our guns!!1! And most of ‘em will be black!!”

Repulsive, bloated asshat implores rethugs to take time out of their busy schedules of hoarding ammunition to send back their census forms in the face of an otherwise certain cletus-American holocaust:

After equating participating in the US Census with heresy, white slavery and eating out your own mom, conservatards now realize that undercounting in conservative strongholds could result in fewer seats for the GOP in Congress, as well as in statehouses around the country.

On that note, favorite rethuglican hobgoblin Karl Rove filmed a public-service announcement to counter anti-census feelings among the right.

"If you've not yet mailed back your 2010 Census form, it's not too late," Rove says in the spot. "Please answer the 10 easy questions. They're almost the same ones that Madison helped write for the first census back in 1790."

A Founding Father! See, it’s like, so American! It won’t make you a terrist-loving Kenyan fascistcommiesocialist Muslin who hates Jeebus if you fill it out!

There’s dumb, then there’s repug dumb.