September 15, 2010

Oh......My......Gaaaaawd!!!!

Humans actually voted for this woman. May Allah have Mercy upon my masturbating soul. Mooselini on steroids.....

3 comments:

Capt. Bat Guano said...

I'd still hit it. Damn, I hate myself for that.

Big Em said...

Yeah, nothing like addressing the really BIG issues of our time.... we can invade other countries, 'shock & awe' them with 1 million dead & 3-4 million displaced, global warming / overpopulation can threaten 100's of millions of people lives, our economic systems can be very inefficient & predatory, consigning people to lives of 'quiet desperation', etc, etc, - - but let's worry about beating-off, cause you never know if you're going to suffer tendenitis or carpal-tunnel syndrome!

I like her tag-line (paraphrased - - cause I can't stand to watch it again) '... if he can't pleasure himself, what does he need me for?' Well, I hate to tell you sister, but IF sex is what your marriage would be primarily reliant upon (which is what she is essentially saying), than you're headed for a 6 month marriage/divorce ANYWAY!

Anonymous said...

And my, don't all of them look happy and at peace with the decision they've made. No, they look miserable, frustrated, and pathetically horny. The bible says, the bible says...yeah, well the good book also says it's perfectly alright to stone adulterers but we know that's stupid as hell too. If the good Lord didn't want mankind to experience pleasure, he wouldn't have designed us this way and I'm sure if he was here to talk to Chrissy he would also tell her - You seriously need to get laid.