January 31, 2011

"They've talked about everything but jobs"

Orange-toned juicehead the pits.

Republicons won dozens of elections last fall after claiming Democrats had focused too little on creating jobs. Now GOP lawmakers stand accused of the same charge, using their new House majority to push to repeal the president's health care law, restrict abortions and highlight other social issues important to their most conservative supporters.
The abortion proposal "reflects the will of the people," wept ochre-hued liar John Boehner, who surprisingly is still employed. "It's one of our highest legislative priorities."


Please.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Abort! Abort!! ABORT!!!

Beaverboy said...

Aw c'mon.
Ya gotta feel for the guy.

sniff, sniff
I believe,
sob, sniff
I believe,
sob, gasp
I believe I'll have another carrot juice and vodka, bartender.
wipe eyes and streaming snot
Is it OK if I call you Dad?
head down on bar wailing inconsolably

Ha Ha,
What a phoney putz.

Capt. Bat Guano said...

This must be what it was like watching the dinosaurs go down.

Unknown said...

We don't know each other, but I'm a huge fan of your work. As a writer and food blogger, you're a tremendous inspiration. When it comes to article or essay writing, it makes me so deeply sad - I can't express my thoughts in an attractive way.