February 24, 2011

Rudely Speaking

The Rude Pundit

Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker's eyes have the glazed over look of a man who just jacked off to a Facebook album of your niece's fifth birthday party. Actually, that's not accurate because that assumes that Walker would try to hide his proclivities. Indeed, Walker seems more like the kind of guy who'd walk into that party with a Koch Industries dildo in his ass and tell everyone to watch while he yanked it to the musical chairs songs. God help the little girl who is in the last chair. For what else do you say about a governor whose official website has a press release titled "Walker Calls Democrat Legislators Back Into State." You got that? Not "Democratic," but the politicized, insulting "Democrat" as adjective. It's like getting a note from your boss on company stationery that calls you a "cocksucker."
Gaaawwwd, read the whole thing.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

If I may be so rude, W2's just another hyperbolically hypocritical halfascist on parade; or, I'm not an Eternal Flamer!

Big Em said...

I was amused by Walker trying to blame 'outside agitators' for the Madison protests (haven't heard THAT old saw since Nixon in the 1970;s). Never mind that the vast majority (probably 95% if you exclude the national news media) of bodies at the Madison protests were Wisconsinites, Walker's deferential response to the prank phone call from a Koch brothers impersonator shows you how closely aligned to WISCONSIN's needs he is. The Repukes don't care if there are outside agitators --- the classic being the 'Brooks Brothers' recount 'protestors' (actually Bush staff members) who were flown from Washington DC to Tampa, FL to help Bush II steal the election in 2000 --- as long as they're on THEIR side. And on an international scale, our intrusive foreign policy (enthusiastically designed, implemented and supported primarily by Repukes) is rife with US intrusions in the overthrows and elections of other countries (see William Blum's book "Killing Hope", for examples). Also, technically these Reich-wing neo-cons are getting their information (Fox 'News') from an agenda-laden Aussie (Rupert Murdock), a true 'outside agitator'....