Today's WATB

Abu Gonzales blames the “rough economy” for his lack of work:

“It’s a rough economy right now, and it’s a tough time for a lot of law firms right now. Obviously they are very careful about bringing on new people, and they are going to be careful about bringing on people where there are questions about things that may have happened in their past,” he said. “Over time, I’m confident those things will be resolved, and things will work themselves out.”

Being an incompetent fucktwit who probably bought his law degree from a magazine ad has nothing to do with it right?
He could always teach law in the prison library.
Sounds like somebody needs a Whaaaah Burger and some French Cries.

Thursday's PSM

How to annoy a human:

Gravitas vs just... ass

CNN posts what President Obama may look like in 4 years:



... without posting just how Preznit Evil has aged:

The Bush misadministration: classy to the end

More petty behavior from the petulant boy-king.


Suck it, you retarded fuck.

As the Hotdog Tumbles Down the Stench-Filled Hallway

After ripping whatever hideous monstrosity lurking beneath it's cocktail dress from Sean Hannity's eager to please tongue, object of many a rethug masturbatory fantasy mAnn Coulter presents said ripe tuna smelling monstrosity to Lou Dobbs who willingly gives some oral love:

"You are the sharpest witted and sharpest tongued Republican around these days."
"Thank you very much," she said.
"Sometimes it seems like you are the only..." He paused.
"Man in the party?" she said. "I am."

Well now we know. I need help.......

Conservatard mouthbreather swallows

No, another one.

Good thing, or it would have taken the bint into next week to wipe all the jizz off his keyboard:

"As I type this article, I think of the figurative-millions of both mundane and serious things I’ve done over the past seven-and-a-half years with absolute confidence in America’s safety. That confidence was inspired by the steadfast leadership and unblinking courage of President George W. Bush, as he faced our country’s most deadly enemies and succeeded in preventing another ghastly attack on American soil after September 11th..."

Maybe once you've pulled the flag out of your ass and Zombie Reagan's cock out of your rmouth you'll remember that the 'ghastly attack' could have been averted if only Tipsy McStaggers had steadfastly perused the August 6, 2001 Presidental Daily Briefing warning him that Bin Laden was "determined to strike the US", you fucking cunt! Honestly.

Misadministration cabana-boy opens his blowhole, thighs

One of the biggest twats in the media is at it again. This guy is almost as clueless as Kristol the Klown.

"You could make a case, without breaking a sweat, that the last few days haven't gone too well for Barack Obama."

Only if you're a drooling, weapons-grade-stupid yamsack like wHoward Kurtz!

Sigh. It's all nickel/dime stuff, wHoreward. Snap out of it. Like Obama was just going to coast through the process on a magical winged unicorn surfboard? You dumb fuck. Richardson, Burris? They're just mediawhore sideshows. You know, the very shit you're supposedly supposed to be outing, not spewing out as gospel. Christ.

My fucking head hurts.

Giant, human-shaped douchebag's 15 minutes still aren't up

Dur! Crap. Another idiot I hoped we'd heard the last from. McSenile BFF and repuke talking points posterboy Samuel "Joe the Plumber" Wurzelbacher is headed to Israel to work as a "war correspondent" for conservatard website Circlejer... uhhhh, Pajamas Media.

"I want to go over there and let their 'Average Joes' share their story," the tax cheat told an Ohio TV station.

Who the fuck thought this would be a good idea??? Let's see, he was a fake plumber, a fake author, a fake country-music star, now a fake journalist. Well, hell, I guess he will fit right in with the rest of the SCLM after all.

"Mr Wurzelbacher says he will spend 10 days covering the fighting in Gaza and explaining why Israeli forces are mounting attacks against Hamas."

Right. I can see it now: "All the Average Jews I've talked to blame this crisis on Barack Obama."

Fun fact: There's a little glitch in "Joe"'s plan: the Israelis are not currently letting real journalists into Gaza, much less unlicensed plumber-frauds. Covering the fighting is kinda tough when you can't get to it. Douche.

Conyers seeks probe of Bush crimes

Hope may be kindled in Blogtopia as at least one Democrat seems to have found a spine. Or not.

In one of the first acts of the 111th Congress, House Judiciary Committee Chairman John Conyers proposed legislation to create a blue-ribbon panel of outside experts to probe the “broad range” of policies pursued by the Bush administration “under claims of unreviewable war powers,” including torture of detainees and warrantless wiretaps.

Conyers’s proposal for a National Commission on Presidential War Powers and Civil Liberties also signals that Congress will devote significant time this year to investigating the Bush administration’s most controversial actions.

Many civil liberties and human rights groups feared that the Democratic-controlled Congress and Barack Obama’s administration would duck any sustained inquiry into wrongdoing by George W. Bush and his subordinates, to avoid angering Republicans.

Indeed. And I for one will believe it when I see it. Fucking jellyfish. There's "nonpartisanship," then there's "rolling over and getting violently fucked up the pooper again," and unfortunately the Dems have proven they're more likely to assume the position. "Ooooooh, we may anger republicans!!1!eleventy! They might say mean things about us!!!1!! Ahhhh!" Pathetic.

Humpday Funtime

Compare and contrast.
Which one doesn't belong?
Discuss.
We will be grading on the curve.

Who Needs a Stimulus Package???

A bailout to get behind. Larry Flynt:

"People are too depressed to be sexually active," Flynt said in the statement. "This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such but they cannot do without sex."But the industry leaders said the issue is a nation in need. "People are too depressed to be sexually active," Flynt said in the statement.

"With all this economic misery and people losing all that money, sex is the farthest thing from their mind. It's time for congress to rejuvenate the sexual appetite of America. The only way they can do this is by supporting the adult industry and doing it quickly."

Without the bailout, massive layoffs are certain to follow. But with it, as opposed to the other bailouts, at least the porn industry would certainly know how to manage a forceful infusion of stimulating liquidity.
Be sure to check out the comments at the link. There are people who actually think that Larry Flynt wasn't being.........Larry Flynt.

Cry Me a Fucking River

One has to wonder what planet Jeb Bush is from and what kind of drugs he is on:

"The opposition should be about ideas, and not what my brother suffered through in the last eight years. I don't wish that on President Obama."

I'll bet you don't, asshat the less dumber. At least there weren't any blow jobs in the Oval Office during Bush's tenure. And that's important to remember.
What his brother suffered through? How about what the rest of the country and world suffered through and will continue to suffer through for the foreseeable future? And none of this shit is his retarded brother's fault. It was the anti American Democratic meanies.

Call the whambulance, already.

20 forgotten scandals of the Bush/Cheney misadministration

Adding to the Bush legatude of disgrace, incompetence, corruption and stupidity:

The Bush administration will leave the annals of presidential disrepute several times thicker than it found them. There’s Iraq, the hospital visit to John Ashcroft, the US attorney firings. But historians will note that those are only the beginning of the Bush administration scandals. Does the name Jeff Gannon ring a bell? Boxgate? What about the anti-prostitution AIDS tsar who purchased the services of—wait for it—the D.C. Madam? The Daily Beast has put together 20 of Bush’s greatest forgotten scandals.

And those are just the ones we know about. Read them all here.

Colbert and Corpse

'After leaving "Hannity & Colmes" to make more room for Sean Hannity's neck, liberal paperweight Alan Colmes agrees to co-host "Colbert & Colmes" from the small chair.'

Lap-dancer, poodle get top award

Pweznit Goober thanks John "Moe" Howard and Tony "Piddles" Blair for all their big wet sloppy blow-jobs. Coalition of the fabulous.

Outgoing Bush official buys $235,000 bathroom instead of a clue

With your money. The WaComPo finally gets around to reporting on outgoing Interior Secretary/asshat Dirk Kempthorne, who spent $235,000 in taxpayer funds to renovate his office bathroom a few months ago.

The upgrade included installing a new shower, buying monogrammed towels, and "lavish wood paneling and tile." Oh, and a working refrigerator and freezer enclosed in a tasteful cabinet. A working refrigerator and freezer. In the bathroom.

Fun fact: like pissoir-enamored Larry Craig, Kempthorne is from Idaho.

Why do republicans hate America?

The rightwingnut blogodrome is bragging and blowing lipfarts to Demoncraps just because Preznit DisasterMonkey has designated three Pacific areas as national marine monuments -- this while dirty hippies are forced to sue the EPA in order to help clean up the Chesapeake.

Bonus: the EPA assistant administrator's name is Grumbles.

Obama and the Democratic brand

By doughy pantload Jonah Goldberg:

"It's become a cliché to say that the Republican Party has lost its identity and is wandering around aimlessly like a slow-witted kid abandoned at the amusement park.

"I w ....... shit. Yeah, don't think I haven't forgotten about that, mom! *sob* But clichés are almost as comforting as this big cinnamon roll here and this ginormous bag of Cheetos and this huge bottle of Dr Pepper and this like ultimate pepperoni pizza, and... what was I saying? Oh yeah, I hate you, mom. With the white-hot intensity of this huge-ass bowl of Dinty Moore. Cunt."

Something something McGreevey and Rangel. Get bent, jerkoff. It's you conservatards that insist on parading around your so-called Godliness and "moral values," even while getting caught with your sweaty paws around another man's dick or another person's wallet. Fucking hypocrites. Hey, Jeebus called: he said to have another donut, you drooling fuckpipe, and STFU.

Bush frustrated by mother's constant questioning of post-White House plans

Matriarch/harridan's carping driving Deciderer to distraction

With his departure from office only weeks away, George W. Bush told reporters Monday that he is "fed up" with the way his mother, former first lady Barbara Bush, keeps pestering him about his post–Oval Office plans.

"I might not have the most experience, and I don't have a lot of practical skills, either, but I need to figure this out for myself," Bush said. "I mean, you don't see Cheney's parents riding him about this stuff." [snip]

Her son, [the harpy] said, would never even have gotten his job at the White House had she and her husband not "pulled a few strings."

"He's spent the last five or six years fooling around and experimenting with this little Iraq thing he likes so much, but now it's time for him to get serious," Mrs. Bush said. "And if he thinks he's just going to come live with us when this is over, he's got another thing coming."

-- Heh. From the Onion.

Jewey defeats Coleman*

In what came as no surprise to anyone, professional jellyfish Harry Reid yielded to rethug threats and agreed on Monday not to seat fellow Democrat Al Franken, after whiny sore loserman/attention whore Norm Coleman had another conniption fit and called in his lawyers. Again.

"Both the Senate Majority Leader and former senator Coleman have to make a decision," Marc Eliason, Franken's recount attorney, said. "Whether they want to be roadblocks to the state moving forward and play the role of spoilers or sore losers, or whether or not they want to continue to be pathetic, stonewalling assbags."

Indeed.

^{*Headline from fark.com}

Repuglican values

I swore never to post about her again, but shit -- this is supposed to be the future of the republicant party? Damn.

Investigator N.S. Sherlock joined the Alaska State Troopers’ union in saying political interference delayed the drug arrest of [Sarah Palin spawn] Bristol's future mother-in-law for selling drugs. I'm sure other WalMart hockey-moms can expect the same privilege.

Meanwhile, an Alaskan talk-show host avered that Bristol's redneck baby daddy's apprenticeship in North Slope oil and gas is illegal and violates federal regulations.

Ahhh, those conservative mores! But hey, at least he didn't get a blowjo... oh, wait...

Sore loserman keeps whining

Democrat Al Franken beat republican incumbent-loser Norm Coleman to win the U.S. Senate seat in Minnesota, officials said on Monday, though the loser promised to continue being a sore-losing whiny-ass titty-baby by promising a court contest that could take weeks more to resolve. Loser.

You lost: get over it.<sup>*


*</sup>Thanks, Capt Bat!

Oooooh....Aaaaah!!!

Hundreds of dead and thousands of wounded can be sanitized and packaged so pretty. Just like fireworks. Ain't it purty?

Coming Soon!

From the comments previously, loyal WTF is it Now reader and regular commenter wangmo gives us a preview of Maru's new book titled The Codpiece Chronicles, a book of Maru's Names for Commander Codpiece von Chickenshit the Stupid otherwise known as:

Asshole from El Paso
Awol von Bunnypants
aWol von Lazyass
Awol von Retard
Awol von Stupid
Awol McAsshat
Awol McBubbleboy
Awol McFakecowboy
Awol McPenisenvy
Awol Wonderboob
Awol Wonderchimp
Blithering Idiot
Boob of Kennebunkport
Bombastic Clueless Idjit
Buckeroo Bonehead
Cap’n Cowpie
Chimperor Flaciddius Maximus
Chimperor Fucktardius Maxiimus
Chimpy McCokespoon
Chimperor McIdiot
Chimpy McFlightsuit,
Chimpy McHolehead
Chimpy McWarhardon
Chimpy the Pinhead
Chimpy the Red-nosed Boozer
Chimpy the Red-eyed Boozer
Clueless Cokehead
Clueless Clodhopper
Clueless Cornpone
Clueless Cowpat
Compassionate Cowstalker
Commander Codpiece O'Blivious
Commander Codpiece and cyborg counterpart, Darth Cheney.
Commander Codpiece von Chickenshit the Stupid.
Condi's Lazy Crackhead
Connecticut Cowpat
Corporate Cowpie
Court-Appointed Asswipe
Court-Appointed Ignoramus
Crawford Cokehead
Cowardly Cretin of Crawford
Coward of Crawford
Crackwacky Wonderboob,
Crawford Cowabuser
Crawford Cowstalker
Cretin of Crawford
Crook of Crawford
Crusader Bunnypants
Daddy’s Widdle Doofus
Daddy's Widdle Fuckup
Dictator-tot
Dipstick McDoNothing
Dribbles McMonkeybrains
Drinkie McAwol.
Drinky McDeathrow
Drinky McDumbass
Drinky McHappycrack
Drooling Sockpuppet
Drooly McDisasterMonkey
Drunken Cokeheaded Deserter
Duhhhbya
Dumbass McDimbulb
Dubbya the Mangler
El Dorque
Emperor Snippypants
Fearmongering fuckwit Chimpy McLiar
Fratboy Figurehead
Fratboy F*cktard
Fuckwit von Chimpleton
Generalissimo Georgie
George of the Bungle
Global Village Idiot
Golfing Goober
G.W. Cokevacuum
Hopalong Crackhead
Hopalong Headcase
Hopalong Hypocrite
Hopalong Noodlehead
Ignorant Impotentate
Il Presidorque
Impotent Ignoramus
Incredible AWOL Wonderboob
Karl's Little Krackhead
King Chimpenstein the Flatulent
Laura's Lazy Loser
Little Lord Bunnypants
Menace of Midland
Midland Mouthbreather
MIMS (Monkey In a Man Suit)
Moron of Midland
Moron of Midland Mumbles
Moron-in-Chief
Moron McMonkeybrains
Napoleon Bonehead
Nooculer Nincompoop
Noocyooler Nincompoop
Oaf of Office
Pixalated Fucktard
Poppy's Widdle Poophead
Prepboy Pretzalchoker
Pretzeldunce Poutyface
Pretzeldunce Von Chimpenfurerher
Pretzelnut Petulance
pReznit Bonehead
Preznit Crash-test Dummy
Preznit Clueless
Preznit DoNothing McDumbass
Preznit Dumbass McAssclown
Preznit Dumbass McRetard
Preznit Lawn Ornament
Preznit Lying Disastermonkey
President Cowpie
pResident Dumbass
pResident Evil
President Fuckwit McStupidstine
Presidunce Awol McFlightsuit
pReznit Gameboy
Preznit Liar McLieyington
President Junior
Pretzeldunce
Pretzeldunce Poutyface
Pretzeldunce Von Chimpenfurerher
pRezdint Stoopid
Preznit Blunder
Preznit Brainless McLoony
Preznit Disastermonkey
preznit Freedomandemocritude CommanderGuy
Preznit Lawn Ornament
Preznit Pantload
Preznit Poopypants
Preznit Primate
Preznit Pretzal
pREZNIT PRIVILEGE
Raving Nincompoop
Resident Weasel
Retard McJebus
Retard McJerkhole
Reznit Clueless
Roboclod
Shrubya
Simian Sockpuppet
Simpering Nincompoop
Simpering Sockpuppe
Smirking Cokemonkey
Smirking Dingbat
Smirking Disaster Monkey.
Smirking Ninny
Smirking Smackhead
Smirking Simpleton
Smirking Sockmonkey
Smirking Squatter
Smirky McGolfcart
Smirky McOilfield
Smirky McPipeline
Smirky the Slacker
Snarly McCrashcart
Spanky McWarMonkey
Spoiled little fucknozzle
Squinting Squatter
Squinty the Boilfaced Bonghead
Squinty the Boilfaced Doper
Squinty McSquirtypants
Squinty Mumbles of Cokespoon
Squinty the Chickenhearted
Squinty the Pinhead:
Stupie McLiar
Stupie McMoron
Stupie McRetard
Stupie McNumbhead
Stupie McRetard
Texass Tax-evader
Texas Turd
Tipsy McStaggers
Toxic Tinhorn
Unelected Fraud
Unelected Idiot
Unelected Ignoramus
Warmongering Wonderchimp
Warring Wonderbunny
Warring Wonderchimp
Yale Yahoo
Yellow Puddle of Texas
Yellow Pustule of Texas
yore pretzelnut

And THAT'S just a partial list. I can't wait until the full volume is published.

Poppy proud of Pretzaldent Pooperstains

Sunday: George Bush Sr tells America to 'go back to your whaddaya call it, Google' on the internets when asked about Dumbyah's failures.
Today: Google to remain offline indefinitely after massive server crash.

And from the 'When you do an image search for "senile", his picture comes up' department -- Bush Sr on his other, slightly less retarded son Jeb:

"I'd like to see him become President -- I think he's as qualified and able as anyone I know."

Uh-huh. Let's just think for a minute about someone he knows...

We've won!

In order to demonstrate the remarkable progress we've made in Iraq, the US will hand over control of the heavily fortified Green Zone and move all US personnel into the new embassy -- a massive, heavily fortified and well-guarded fortress.

Cool Stuff

50 best astronomy photos of 2008

Bwaaa! Get used to it, loser!

WATB Norm 'wehhhh!' Coleman may lose "his" Senate office until he's officially thrown out of office.

Since he has not been certified a winner in the race, Coleman will have to give up his privileges as a senator, including his desk on the floor, his personal office and his right to vote on legislation, unless professional jellyfish Harry Reid folds like Larry Craig at a Victoria's Secret show.

Al Franken is 225 votes ahead with the recount complete -- but the sore loser is already planning to challenge it in court. Because in this day and age, with so much at stake, it's our egos we should be fighting for!

Analysis: Bush's personality shapes his legacy

Oh, for the love of.... if there were any more suction going on here the rest of the ozone layer would be in danger of disappearing. From the AP, surprise surprise:

 "President George W. Bush will be judged on what he did. He will also be remembered for what he's like: a fast-moving, phrase-mangling Texan an oblivious, retarded disastermonkey who stays upbeat even though his country is not."

There, fixed it. Il DuceBag, the new Nero. Cutting brush and wind at his fake photo-op fleapit while the country burned. There's your fucking legacy, douchewad.

Frank Rich, God bless him, has more in a blazing must-read:

"Even the banality of evil is too grandiose a concept for 43. He is smaller than life."

No mor pining for Caturday! Iz here!

Petition Wal-Mart to hire Alberto Gonzales

ArchieG points us to Gen. JC Christian's heartwarming plea to WalMart to hire the out-of-work disgrace as a greeter:

He has a lot to offer a company like Wal-Mart. If someone asks him where to return merchandise, he could tell them he doesn't recall, or better yet, say something like, "You did not buy that here; you built it in your garage," or "Uh, you're at the wrong place. This isn't Wal-Mart. Islamic taxi drivers switched our signs during the night."

Heh. Then after you cockpunch the son of a bitch you could always say you just don't remember doing anything like that.

Deep Thought

Lowered Expectations
In case anybody missed this little trivial nuance, there were no foreign/terrorist attacks on Der Amerikkan homeland in the seven years before 9/11 either.
Just sayin'
But 9-11 was and still is the fault of the Clenis.

Bonus Caturday pics!

Ozzie sez "Let me fix this for you."


SpiceGirl takes a break from destroying ornaments.


Berry and nutcracker stand guard.

Nail, Meet Hammer

Our political discourse needs more Paul Krugman

“Government is not the solution to our problem,” declared Ronald Reagan. “Government is the problem.” So why worry about governing well?
Where did this hostility to government come from? In 1981 Lee Atwater, the famed Republican political consultant, explained the evolution of the G.O.P.’s “Southern strategy,” which originally focused on opposition to the Voting Rights Act but eventually took a more coded form: “You’re getting so abstract now you’re talking about cutting taxes, and all these things you’re talking about are totally economic things and a byproduct of them is blacks get hurt worse than whites.” In other words, government is the problem because it takes your money and gives it to Those People.

Just like Joe the unlicensed assistant plumber told us!

Bush says he wants lasting Mideast cease-fire. And a pony!

Preznit Poopstain says any cease-fire in the Mideast must be fully respected, Hamas rocket attacks on Israel stopped, someone to find Waldo on page sebenteen, and no more a' that sugarfree pudding for dessert.

"This recent outburst of violence was instegulated by Hamas — a Palestinian terrist group supported by Iran and Syria that calls for Israel's destruction," Bush said. "It's in our country's best intrists to send Batman and Superman over there as soon as possible."

International calls for a cease-fire have been growing. Bush promised to stay engaged with U.S. partners in the Middle East and Europe when not futiley cutting more brush at his Texas hellhole or playing Pokemons with the eight-year old son of the cook.

Oops, They've Done it Again

The liberal media is at it again....... b. HUSSEIN Osama Obama is a celebrity just like Britney Spears.
And he shoots hatchet wounded beavers in the face.

FoxNews ticker: "Let's hope the magic negro does a good job"

Jeebus. Why don't they come right out and ask if they'll be serving fried chicken at the inaugural dinner?

As if Americans needed any more reminders of how closely aligned with the Republican party the Fox News network is, New Year's Eve brings us this new tidbit.

During it's broadcast from New York City, the network encouraged viewers to send in text messages which, if approved by moderators, would scroll across the Fox ticker at the bottom of the screen.

Moderators, however, let this one slip: "HAPPY NEW YEAR AND LET’S HOPE THE MAGIC NEGRO DOES A GOOD JOB. LOVE JEN AND JOHN C."

What's "C" stand for, "cracker"? Let's hope President Obama drives Faux Nooze into the tank and into total obscurity.

Repukes to flee DC for inauguration

This is rich: the mighty, manly, strong-on-national-security re-tards are cutting and running, like a bunch of sissy Eddie Haskells finally faced with the back of Ward's hand.  From what is certain to be one of the biggest celebrations evar. 

Many emasculated elephants in the GOP herd will begin the Age of Obama hiding in their bolt-holes in cowardice.

“What better way to mark the Obama Inauguration than to run away in tears like whiny little babies!” wrote Charlie Spiel, a Republican lawyer in a blast email to GOP WATB friends. “We hope you can join us for dinner and a fun evening on Monday, January 19th to celebrate the last few hours of our Republican president in the White House.”

Even if he was the worst president ever and a complete catastrophe that helped us land in this mess!

You go, assholes. And good riddance.

Fuck that!

Andrea writes that our blog has been given an NC-17 rating, according to here:

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

* fucking (7x)
* fuck (6x)
* torture (5x)
* dick (3x)
* sex (2x)
* pain (1x)

Which is kinda helpful, since "torture" and "Dick" were usually used in the same sentence, unless I was posting about torture and Alberto Gonzales or torture and Commander Codpiece von Chickenshit the Stupid.


Thanks, Andrea! : )

Happy New Year's Day, everyone!

Around blogtopia

Driftglass looks back at 2008

Arthur Magazine's coveted "Man of the Year" award for 2008

Dog in a box

Johnny Bacardi's year's best comics

Son of a @#%$!

The year's top 10 douchebags (via Ornery Bastard). Plus a few more.

End of the year haikus, a Rude Pundit tradition!

The Poorman is taking votes for the 2008 Wank of the Year

Jon Swift's best blog posts of 2008

Thanks to Mark at Biomes Blog, a gallery of fractals

RussBLib's 2008 in quotes

The banned words/people of 2009. Can we plz ban Sean Hannity too?

And some New Year's resolutions:

Athenae will try not to beat the snot out of anyone in the medical profession.

Buck at the Pensito Review will stop referring to impotent junkie Rush Limbaugh as a “gas bag” and instead refer to him as a “great hulking goober of a gas bag”

Joe at AmericaBlog is "never going to read or link to the god-awful, painful, cartoonish website, The Page, which is written by the equally painful Mark Halperin." (For more on Halperin, see here.)

Simon sez he "will only say 'Go Fuck Yourself' to people who really deserve it."

What's your New Year's resolution? Mine is to get more exercise. I've pencilled in Tuesday, two weeks from now, around 5:00.

Indeed

The 2008 "WTF?" Awards

THE "I GOT A ROCKET IN MY POCKET" AWARD is bestowed upon CIA operatives in Afghanistan. In an attempt to win the loyalty of grizzled warlords, the agents are giving them the gift of Viagra. In an effort to win the loyalty of warlords' wives, they are giving them running shoes and a six-hour head start.

THE "THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS" PRIZE goes to economics whiz Rush Limbaugh who, shortly after the election, declared: "The Obama recession is in full swing, ladies and gentlemen. Stocks are dying, which is a precursor of things to come. This is an Obama recession. Might turn into a depression." He then forecast a return of zeppelin travel and told his maid go get more of his special take-out.

That's just a few, clicky the linky for more.....Happy New Year!!

All I Want for the New Year is a........

Wunder Boner

Quickies

The top ten best movie scenes of 2008, with some truly 'holy fucking shit!' moments.

The 100 best sports images of the year.

Awesome video of a massive flock of birds flying in formation.

The US Chief Justice: whiner, fuckwit.

Far Side reenactments.