Smug vichycrat's state has had it up to HERE with his douchebaggery

Connecticut Dems, like the rest of us who aren't faithless, lily-livered invertebrates, want Lieberman punished.

As doublecrossing judas Joe the Lieberman escapes retribution from his gutless D.C. colleagues, Dems in his home state are proceeding with plans to discipline the perfidious rethuglican cocksucker.

Since the summer, pressure has been building in New Haven and across Connecticut to expel Lieberman from the party. State Democrats said they will move forward with a resolution to censure the the insufferable quisling and ask him to resign, despite the unconcionable actions of the spineless pussies in Washington.

That's not the change we voted for

The utter betrayal by Senate Dems: "We were all told to go screw ourselves."

Spineless Dems tell all of us to suck it. Well, the feeling is mutual. Fuck you. Fuck all of fucking pussies.

Take the fuck Lieberman pledge. Take him down.

BOTH political parties can cram it

Sideways. Republican Sen. Chuck Hagel: 'Limbaugh's a douche, and so is most of the GOP'

Appearing at a forum at the Johns Hopkins School, the outgoing Nebraska Republican leveled harsh criticism at his own party, the lack of intellectual curiosity among some of his colleagues, the Bush misadministration's disastrous handling of nearly every aspect of governance and -- perhaps most bitingly -- the conservative hate-radio voices that often dictate the GOP agenda.

You all suck.

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Beyond 'meh'

Senate Democrats jellyfish shamefully tongue-bathed Joe the Lieberman (I-Me!) for his rethuglican ballgargling, allowing him to keep the powerful Homeland Security committee, smug grin on his stupid smeggy phiz.

Senators and aides said yesterday that Sens. Christopher Dodd (Spineless Meat-hole) and Ken Salazar (Scrotelicking Jerkwad) would present a plan at the caucus meeting that would strip the traitorous prunesack of a low-profile subcommittee chairmanship, possibly one on global warming.

Gahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! Big fucking whoop.

The insufferable quisling supported John McCain for president, but many Senate Democrats said he crossed a line during his speech at the republican convention in September, when he said the possibly Marxist Barack Obama was not prepared to be president.
Ya think?? He also has come under criticism for supporting the reelection of republican Norm Coleman, one of the biggest assholes in Congress.

None of that mattered. Pathetic. When the smug vichycrat threatened to join his repuke buttbuddies if his HS position was revoked, the Dems caved. You guys make me sick. Inclusion is one thing. Awarding a traitor is another. I'm so fucking disgusted right now.


Eat me.

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A fly on the wall

Barack Obama is meeting today with Crabby McThuselah in Chicago. Let's take a moment and listen in...

President-Elect Obama: "John."

McCain: "Hello, sir."

PBO: "You look at me when I'm talking to you, old man."

McC: "I'm sorry, sir."

PBO: "Your ass is so mine, chumley. I hope you realize that."

McC:"Please don't hurt me, sir. Lindsey, tell him I didn't mean any of that stuff."

Rahm Emanuel: "You even think of opening your pussy mouth, Graham, and I'm gonna stuck my fist so far down your throat you'll think it was Christmas."

Yeah.

Oh please

The National Rectum's K-Lo thinks Time should pick Caribou Barbie as Person of the Year instead of Barack Obama because she was a "refreshing change" who "energized people." One "that Thomas Jefferson would be proud to meet."

Yerp, an inexperiened dumbass spouting hateful rhetoric and outright lies, who inspired legions of bigoted, moronic mouthbreathers and the utter scorn of the rest of the planet. Thomas Jefferson would puke his guts up in disgust.

'Meh': Apathetic expression enters dictionary

And not a moment too soon! That's what I get for reading the rightwingnut sites: the amount of hatred over there is enough to suck the life out of a person.

The expression of indifference or boredom has gained a place in the Collins English Dictionary after generating a surprising amount of enthusiasm among lexicographers.

An all-purpose term, I also use it to express a feeling of general malaise and ennui.

Publisher HarperCollins announced Monday the word had been chosen from terms suggested by the public for inclusion in the dictionary's 30th anniversary edition, to be published next year.

The origins of "meh" are murky, but the term grew in popularity after being used in a 2001 episode of "The Simpsons" in which Homer suggests a day trip to his children Bart and Lisa. "They both just reply 'meh' and keep watching TV," said Cormac McKeown, head of content at Collins Dictionaries.

That's been me lately, and I am sorry. We've sucked. But at least we didn't make this year's top 11 lamest blogs list. Whee!

D-day for insufferable quisling tomorrow

D for Dems, dump, deadass. I hope. Senate jellyfish to decide sanctimonious, traitorous douchewad's fate by secret ballot, which means they can vote thumbs-down on the miserable little shit without actually having to do it face-to-stupid, pudlike-face.

Senate Democrats will decide by secret ballot Tuesday whether to take away Joe the Lieberman's chairmanship of the Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee — a post from which he oversees U.S. security issues, as well as the operations of a wide segment of the federal government.

The anger over Lieberman's campaigning for the republican presidential candidate is still boiling, fueled by memories of his undercutting Barack Obama, including in a nationally televised speech at the Republican National Convention.

You better believe it. And that was after promising to support him after Sen. Obama endorsed him during his last senate campaign, the shitweasel.

But just as it looked as if his future in the Senate could be as a political hermit, the backlash against him has faltered. So Tuesday's vote — the talk of Capitol Hill — has become as uncertain as a stock market investment.

Fuckers.

SpiceGirl sez "My job here iz dun."

What’s really going on with Joe the Lieberman

There may be a good and practical reason that Obama'd be fine with the continued presence of the smug, traitorous douchewipe. John Scalzi explains.

Meanwhile, Rachel Maddow says dump the snivelling little shit:

Cindypills McCain caught cheating on Jowls McGrumpypants

Frigid, homewrecking pillpopper anything but frigid, reports the National Enquirer.

Not only have multiple eyewitnesses caught the trollopy, overly-made-up cunt and her dirty hippie mystery man tongue-diving on several occasions, they were also seen at a Moody Blues concert while Grampy McThuselah sat at home creakily winding up his victrola.

In other news, the Moody Blues are still alive.

Reperv breaks wind, silence on sex scandal

A nation screams in ennui.

Even today, two years after Mark Foley's very public fall from grace, the disgraced former congressman can't explain why he sent lurid, sexually-explicit messages to hot hot hot male teens. {snip}

"These were 17-year-olds, just months from being men. Hot, firm, supple young men. Mmmmlllllllrrrrrrghgh."

But whatever the case, he refuses to take full responsibility. "There was never anywhere in those conversations where someone said, 'Stop,' or 'I'm not enjoying this,' or 'This is inappropriate'," he said, breathing a heavy sigh, his eyes wandering toward a old poster of Marky Mark's Calvin Klein underpants ad.

"In public life, you dream of the day they'll name a hospital after you, or a bridge or a post office," Foley said. "Heh. Posts."

Faux Nooze: Cheney lays wreath at Arlington for Veterans Day

Dick "Five Deferments" Cheney -- who had "other priorities" during the Vietnam War -- "honored" veterans by laying a wreath, innocent puppy, yet did not get fragged nor struck by lighning. Sigh.


"Wharrrrgghhhh!"

Bush regrets things 'I shouldn'ta said'

"Mission Accomplitude" was a mistake, says moron to a weary nation.

The eloquent Drinky McDumbass said yesterday he regrets some of his statements over the last eight years, such as "bring 'em on!," "dead or alive," "Iraq has weapons of mass destruction," "share your love with gynecologists," "the human and the fish can co-exist peacefully," "I know how hard it is to put food on your family," "a death we can cure," "is our children learning?" and "I remember meeting a mother of a child who was abducted by the North Koreans right here in the Oval Office."

Those bastards!

Lots more lofty, silver-tongued oratory here. President-Elect Obama only wishes he was this smoooove.


"Nyuck! Dur!"

Mooselini all over airwaves to defend her "reputation"

Disasta from Alaska Sarah Failin continued to offend... what? Oh. Caribou Barbie, braindead pin-up for legions of troglotards, continued her media offensive yesterday, thanks to moronic media whores who still have their heads up their asses, Goddammit.

On NBC's "Today" show, Palin said she was surprised when McCain and his top advisers refused to allow her to make introductory remarks before his concession speech.

"I thought . . . Jeez, let's do something a little bit out of the box here," she said.

Folksily. Now stop it, please. Stop it right now.

Note to Failin: You fucking lost -- get over yourself.