WTF Is It Now?!?

"Our nation is not well served when the charges of `partisan politics' is leveled at those who simply seek information that the American people need and deserve to know," said House Minority Leader Dick Gephardt, trading in his customary tutu for boxing togs. "That little f*ckhead has a lot to answer to, Goddammit, so he better pull his thumb out of his mouth and start talking instead of whining."

OK, maybe that last one's mine...

Senate Majority Leader Tom Daschle said the 'president', as usual, was missing the point. "I think the question is, why didn't he know? If the information was made available, why was he kept in the dark? If the president of the United States doesn't have access to this kind of information, there's something wrong with the system." Maybe, Tom, it's because Squinty the Red-nosed Crackhead isn't really in charge of anything but his own Barbie dolls.