WTF Is It Now?!?

Gah! I'm with my roommate at his family's place this weekend, working off a laptop that uses AOHell. My twitch is back.

It's very strange (not) - every other time we're here the TV is continually tuned to Faux Nooze, but so far zilch, nada, zip....instead, it's been classical CDs. Wagner. (Snort!!) Funny, it's almost like they're avoiding watching the nooze, even tho I'm sure it would be just more coverage of the Saint Ronnie festival of a day or so ago.

Or threats from "dick" Cheney.

From Antidolt at the BC Forum: "Bush's Theme Song" !

I could while away the hours
Conferring with big powers
Consulting with McCain
And my head I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I hadn't used cocaine.

I'd have figured out the warning
Before that Tuesday morning
Connected all the dots
With a little helpful hintin'
I could be another Clinton
If I only had a brain.

Oh I could tell you why
Al Quaeda hit our shore
I could think of things I'd never thunk before
And then I'd sit and think some more.

I would not be just a nothin'
My head all full of stuffin'
My boils about to drain
I would laugh and I'd be merry
I could out-debate John Kerry
If I only had a brain.

and from hhollie1:

I'd have figured out the warning
Before that Tuesday morning
And spared the world some pain
With a little helpful hintin'
I could be another Clinton
If I only had a brain.

Oh I could tell you why
Al Quaeda hit our shore
I could earn the votes I never got before
Then I'd be smart just like Al Gore
(or)
and then I'd win just like Al Gore

I would not be just a nothin'
My head all full of stuffin'
My boils about to drain
I would laugh and I'd be merry
I could out-debate John Kerry
If I only had a brain.

LOLOLOL !!!!