May 20, 2002


"Ozzy Osbourne met 'pRresident' Bush. It just goes to show that if you do a lot of controlled substances and talk like a three-year-old you can go really far in this country. And Ozzy's doing ok too." - - heard on Craig Kilborn


In Other News:

Bush Had Advance Warning of Attack
But he "did not have sex with Monica Lewinsky," says Ari Fleischer.

Putin Agrees to Cut Nuclear Warheads
Bush agrees to cut nucular warheads

Republicans Criticized for Selling Bush Sept. 11 Photo
Shows President on phone with Vice President discussing how much to charge for picture

Joe Piscopo Urged Not to Run for Governor of New Jersey
Just in case the thought ever crosses his mind.

Jenna Bush Accompanies Mother On European Goodwill Tour
She visits four countries where drinking age is 18.




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