September 19, 2002

The Independant is reporting that the United Nations is "likely to throw into disarray" Bunnypants' war plans for Iraq by "introducing a timetable for weapons inspections that could give Saddam Hussein a breathing space of almost 12 months."

The extended timetable, which would allow weapons inspectors to begin and complete their mission, is liable to cause mass pantywetting among the Cheney Chickenhawks, and could exhaust the patience of Emperor Snippy, who is absolutely stoked on attacking the country much earlier, like now.

When apprised of the UN's motion, a mumbled "goldarnit!" could be heard emanating from the secret fort under the Oval Office desk.

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