September 23, 2003

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The Crawford County, Arkansas sheriff's office said that when he arrived at the site, he found a man sitting asleep at the wheel of a sport-utility vehicle. The man was wearing a bra and women's thong panties, but pulled up a pair of jeans shorts - which had been around his ankles - when he was awakened.

The deputy, Daymon Blount, spotted a large plastic bottle wrapped in duct and electrical tape inside the front-seat console. A fuse about 13 inches long extended from a hole that had been drilled through the lid.

Blount said he asked the man what the item was.

"That's just a thing filled with gunpowder," was the response.

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