November 1, 2003

California's gubernatorial election goes porno
"Goes"??

One of the candidates in the gubernatorial race, porn star Mary Carey, is ready to begin shooting a "behind-the-scenes" view of the campaign that will co-star fellow hopefuls "Ernie Gropenegger" and the state's lieutenant governor "Spooge Cruztamante", producers said Friday.

The part of "Ben deR over," the White House Senior Advisor, will be played by this fellow:

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