May 14, 2007



Jerry Falwell said it was OK, so it must be true
Lowlife philandering piece of crap expects he's now forgiven for being a lowlife philandering piece of crap after pandering to evangelical "Christian" blowhard.

Serial adulterer: getting blowjobs outside of marriage should not be a impediment for achieving the presidency --

In an interview with Diane Sawyer on "Good Morning America," slimy wankrag Newt Gingrich said there was a "great possibility" that he would run for president. He will make that decision sometime in the fall.
That's when he'll take the subject up again with his new BFF and personal savior, Jebus.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

So how about every time the nitwitneocons talk "Social Security is going broke", we counter with "then how come there was enough for hundreds of billions in tax breaks for the wealthy?"

Run, newt, run. We got you tossed before, this time we will screw you so badly that Goldwater would look like a wildly successful presidential campaign compared to you.