July 27, 2007

Chickenshit rethug candidates to shun YouTube debate
Only John McCain and Ron Paul have agreed to participate

Sources familiar with the 9/11 Giuliani 9/11 campaign said America's 9/11 Mayor is unlikely to participate.
Other sources say he's petrified of getting blasted by NYC firefighters. Josh Marshall says they're all afraid:
"[T]he current Bush Republican party is so beholden to a worldview based on denial and suppression of evidence that exposure to unpredictable questions presents too great a danger. But if they can't face Youtube how can they defeat the terrorists?"
Meanwhile, the humorless Flippy McWaffles has his own excuse: he's too far above having to deal with silly shit like real people asking him questions --
Romney said he's not a fan of the YouTube format. Referring to the video of a snowman asking Democratic candidates about global warming, Romney sniffed, "I think the presidency ought to be held at a higher level than having to answer questions from a snowman."
Snotty little shit. Though I'm having fun picturing a video of some guy dressed up as that Abu Ghraib torture victim with the hood over his head, asking the candidates why they hate the Geneva Convention. Or the Constitution. Or the Bill of Rights. That would be so cool.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Buncha cut and runners.