July 27, 2007



Making the pie higher
After all the sanctimonious whining by the White House over Congress "wasting their time with investigations instead of doing the people's business," the Bush misadministration serves filmmaker and Bush critic Michael Moore with a subpoena.

More doin' the people's bidniz: with all other problems solved, Bush has strict dress code rules posted on walls throughout the White House.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Does that mean if I ever stand/sit in line for hours with my kids for the 10 minute tour of the White House again, that we will be turned away for wearing jeans? Can people wearing funky Mormon underpants get in?

Anonymous said...

No T-shirts or tank tops (AKA wifebeater T-shirt), that rules out 90% of the 25% of the mouth breathers that support this pathetic fuckwad

Anonymous said...

It's important for staff members to dress with appropriate decorum when you're orchestrating wars of aggression (today's warmonger must look smart!), cancelling treaties, passing tax cuts for ultra-wealthy types, defiling the Constitution, and generally fucking-up the country.

Anonymous said...

Frivolous lawsuits!
Frivolous suit laws!

Anonymous said...

So that leaves sport shirts, dockers and skirts below the knee; standard fare for membes of The Young Republicans Club. Seems about right.

Anonymous said...

Criminals just love playing dress-up. Check out the gangsters.
Also, the Pope and the Cardinal Sins. The kits are a total give away. The Morman underwear screams, criminal to the core.