December 5, 2008
Time wasters
Friday Funnies
"The Labor Department announced that over 1,100 lawyers lost their jobs last month. Think about it. So lawyers are losing their jobs. ... CEOs are being forced to work for a dollar a year. Ann Coulter's jaw is wired shut. In many ways, this could be the greatest Christmas ever." --Jay Leno
"In a speech this morning, Barack Obama said, 'This isn't about big government or small government. It's about building a smarter government.' When he heard this, President Bush said, 'I get it. I get it. I'm leaving.'" --Conan O'Brien
"A lot of people have forgotten about President Bush, but this transitional period is a busy time for President Bush as well. He's busy granting pardons. Today, he pardoned Sarah Palin for her interview with Katie Couric." --David Letterman
"Big relief today. The stock market is up 270. My 401(k) is now only practically worthless. Folks, this is great, because yesterday the Dow fell almost 700 ... dows. Money points? Stockos? 700 stockos. Now personally, I blame the geniuses at the National Bureau of Economic Research, who thought it would be a good idea to announce yesterday that we are now in a recession. Terrible move. Everyone knows you keep bad news to yourself, holding it deep inside, until eventually it kills you" --Stephen Colbert
The most fun of these exit interviews with the president is going to be watching the news anchors try to delicately assess whether this president realize just how bad he has f***ed this thing up [on screen: Gibson asking Bush various questions, trying to gauge what he thinks the American people think about his presidency. Gibson also asks Bush if there was an 'uh-oh' moment]. An 'uh-oh' moment? Why do we have to talk to this jackass like he's four? When did foolhardy war and economic collapse become 'uh-oh' moments? Mr. President, I have a question. Did you make a boom boom in the Middle East? Look at me, I'm asking you a question!" --Jon Stewart
Depression...
1.2 Million or 1,200,000 jobs lost in the last three fucking months.
Heckuva a job, Chimpy!
8 years of puppies and unicorns are almost at an end
The worst president ever and his "mastermind," corpulent antichrist Karl Rove, have launched the “Bush legacy project" -- no! don't laugh! -- a new propaganda campaign that will pretend we all spent the past eight years pooping rainbows of joy.
In related news, here's today's stuff that really never happened, or if it did it was Clinton's fault:
Jon Stewart has more, here.
20 lbs of beef jerky and some tube-tops?
If it were only that simple. The RNC's post-election report on the Palin family's campaign shopping spree includes $30K at Toys R Us, Victoria's Secret, Dick's Sporting Goods, and Wal-Mart. This was in addition to the $150 thousand reported earlier that was spent in visits to Macy’s, Nieman Marcus and Saks Fifth Avenue.
"The accessories have been returned, inventoried and will be appropriately dispersed to various charities," RNC spokesman Alex Cummant said. "Except for Mr Palin's cock ring and crotchless briefs, which will be given to Larry Craig."
The Balls That are Held for Pleasure are the Balls That I Like Best
Fark out farks themselves with this headline:
Vladimir Putin: "Yes, I really did say I'd hang Georgian President Mikhail Saakashvili by the testicles." Saakashvili: "You don't have enough rope"
Advice needed!
Hi guys, being probably one of the last people on Earth not to have a cell phone, I've been thinking about rectifying that. Seeing as though I never call anyone, I'm looking for one that has a good camera and ability to text/e-mail. There are so many choices I'm going bonkers. Does anyone have any recommendations? Anything to stay away from?
Troglotard opens her oozing yap-hole
Poison discharge from 'Miss Hell' Malkin sickens thousands --
Did you know that Sarah Palin-haters are still trying to prove she didn't give birth to her youngest son, Trig? These tinfoil hat-wearers are as obnoxious and unhinged as the 9/11 Truth cultists who insist that America engineered the jihadi attacks on itself. The presidential campaign may be over, but there's no expiration date on Palin Derangement Syndrome.
Oh for the love of God.
You want to talk about crazy? Four words for you, you insane twat: Barack - Obama - birth - certificate.
Did you know that Obama-haters are still trying to prove he wasn't born in Hawaii? These tinfoil hat-wearers are as obnoxious and unhinged as the knuckledragging dittomonkeys who insist that Hillary Clinton shot Vince Foster. The presidential campaign may be over, but there's no expiration date on Democrat Derangement Syndrome.
Wow, that was fun. Now shut the fuck up. Cunt.
Crime does pay
As the rest of us struggle to put food on our families, the do-nothing jerkoff that brought us this mess prepares to saunter off to a multi-million-dollar mansion.
Pickles Stepford and drooling partyboy Drinky McDumbass have bought a house in an affluent North Dallas neighborhood, where they will live in infamy after destroying the country and hundreds of thousands of lives.Right. My bet is Pickles'll never see the inside of that place again. The only way she'll use it is when she needs to send Chokie von Pretzals there to dry out. Freaks.
The a $2 million home is in the Preston Hollow area, where some of the state's wealthiest residents live in some of its most expensive houses.
The Bushes say they will continue to spend some time at their "ranch" in Fleadip, Texas. At least until they can find some poor sucker to take it off their hands.
Pic here.
December 4, 2008
The Dawning.....
The new Rethug strategy to (insert slogan here) do God's will, and be the party of "conservative" principles that are sooooo good for ALL of us, is summed up by Athenae
Filibusters are about to become the last line of defense between our country and complete annihilation by the radical gay Islamic mafia personified by judges who don't think Jesus rode to America on his dinosaur.Word
Journalism, dead in 2008
After being snubbed by President-Elect Obama six press conferences in a row, a Faux News reporter is finally called on -- and uses his question to ask about Bill Richardson's missing beard.
Center Right We Can Believe In
The dude really has his Muslim dictatorial shit down. In an effort to shift to the center right in this center right country, Manchurian Anti-Christ center right President-elect Hussein has a center right blog! Check out the center right comments policy
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Ordinarily, you wouldn't get too excited about reading those words on a website. But when they are on the official blog of the President-elect, things are a little different. In fact, this is a big deal. When you consider that for the last eight years, the occupant of the White House has essentially told the public "you get input once every four years, after that I'm the decider," this is huge.The comments at the linkys will keep you all busy, definently worth checking out.
So actually, now the problem is that Obama is bringing together too many talented people. Wow, Chimpy O'Smirkface must have really lowered the bar.
Catapulting the propaganda
wHoreward Kurtz, one of the biggest twats in the media, is at it again --
"Everyone knows that Barack Obama got terrific media coverage during the campaign."
Christ. You mean besides the socialist fist-jabbing unrepentant-domestic-terrist-loving America-hating unpatriotic secret-Muslim doesn't-wear-a-flag-pin bullshit? The inexperienced presumptuous anti-Israel can't-bowl-worth-a-fuck girlie-man crap? The whitey-hating swearing-on-the-Koran madrassah Hussein garbage?
Besides all that? Well, I guess it helps if you run a "terrific" campaign, while your opponent continually shoots himself in both feet. Jackass.
Incontinent traitor still a self-centered scumbag
Petulant, bitter crybaby Boob Novak: "I'd out Valerie Plame again 'cause you guys were so mean to me!1!"
NOVAK: "I’d go full speed ahead because of the hateful and beastly way in which my left-wing critics in the press and Congress tried to make a political affair out of it and tried to ruin me. My response now is this: The hell with you. They didn’t ruin me. I have my faith, my family, and a good life. A lot of people love me — or like me. So they failed. I would do the same thing over again because I don’t think I hurt Valerie Plame whatsoever."
"Ahh, but the strawberries that's... that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt and with... geometric logic... that a duplicate key to the wardroom icebox DID exist... and I'd have produced that key if they hadn't of pulled the Caine out of action..."
Holy crap. What an egotistical bastard. He sounds completely insane. What is his "faith," anyway, Satanism? The hell with you, you detestable parsnip. As one of your heroes would say, go fuck yourself.
Panicky gasbag: "we're still relevant!!!"
Wrong. Faux Nooze's Sean insHannity blubbers in his own effluvia:
"If you don’t listen to talk radio, if you don’t watch the [gpuke propaganda nutwork], you’re not anywhere nearly as informed as people that are just hearing the bumper stickers, the slogans, the snippets of the commercials of the media. So, journalism died in 2008, and it influenced a lot of people on the way out."
Really, people, you gotta stop listening to the bumper stickers. Though they probably make a hell of a lot more sense than Mr Hannity's statement above. I love this: "journalism died in 2008." Uh, yeah. Right around the time the media put aside their 24/7 coverage of Muslim terrist fistjabbing socialist Black HUSSEIN Osama's relationship with Bill Ayers to report on the election results. You lost: get over it.
Bonus from ThinkProgress (mostly):
Studies have consistently shown Fox viewers to be among the most misinformed Americans. As to the number of misconceptions held by their mouthbreathing audiences, Fox far outscored all of its rivals. A whopping 45 percent of its viewers believed everything they were told by a man with Karl Rove's dick up his ass.
Looooooooooooooooooooooooozzzzzzer!
December 3, 2008
Bail US Out, Douchebags
Maybe it's the weed, alcohol, I'm tired, but a Repuke from Texas has an idea worthy to consider.
As millions of Americans are hoping to maximize their holiday shopping budgets on today's Black Friday bargains, one U.S. Congressman is fighting to prevent more outrageous spending sprees by Washington with taxpayer dollars going to executive cronies.Why not? The way I see it, come March, I'm good.......for awhile.
With $350 billion of the $700 billion bailout still available to Paulson pending Congressional approval, a conservative Texas lawmaker is proposing to put that money towards a tax holiday from both personal income tax and FICA tax for Americans during January and February of 2009.
What do you think, WTF faithful?
Show your work.
Compare and Contrast
Speaking of Bad Attitudes...
Two conflicting views of the presidency:I feel much better now. I’m not even troubled anymore about the prospect of having a national security adviser named Jim Jones.
George W. Bush:
“I hear the voices, and I read the front page, and I know the speculation. But I’m the decider, and I decide what is best.”
Barack Obama:“Understand where the vision for change comes from, first and foremost,” he told reporters at his third press conference in as many days. “It comes from me. That’s my job, is to provide a vision in terms of where we are going, and to make sure, then, that my team is implementing.”
Headline of the Day
Quote of the day
And may God help us all.
Realizing that their open raid on the treasury and the complete destruction of American has yet to be accomplished, Jeb Bush ponders Florida Senate run in 2010.
-- headline at fark. Actual story here.
Oh please no.
First Lady says Bushies are moving out of Godforsaken Crawford fleapit
If George knows what's good for him.
Now that the pig farm is of no more use to them, Duhbyuh McDroolers and Pickles Stepford are planning to move to Dallas after finally removing their cooties from the White House.
And take your dumb with you.
Freudian much?
Going through MyYahoo.com this morning, I initially read "Saxby Chambliss wins Georgia Senate runoff" as "Saxby Chambliss wins Georgia Senate jerkoff".
Intelligence failure
One of these things just doesn't belong -- headlines on Yahoo news this morning:
U.S. Hopes to Quiet Indian-Pakistani Tensions
Bombings Kill at Least 15 Across Iraq
Auto Giants Ratchet Up Pleas for Aid
Haste Could Make Waste on Stimulus
Federal Prosecutor Investigating Dismissal of 9 U.S. Attorneys in 2006
U.S. health gains stall, could reverse
US soldiers re-enlisting because of poor economy
Audit Finds Weak Oversight of Bailout Funds
Bank of America may dump 30,000 jobs
Bush uses final 50 days in office to tout legacy
AP - [Preznit GameBoy] says history will judge him, but he is getting his own crack first.
I bet. We all need some fucking crack after this horrendous administration.
[Planetary-wide disasters notwithstanding,] Bush is using his final 50 days in office to tout his legacy ...
Hold on, excuse me while I purge. Jeebus.
... to tout his legacy, hoping to leave a lasting impression of overshadowed progress.
Holy crap.
[The White House] wants the country to remember more than the war in Iraq, the Hurricane Katrina catastrophe, and all the government bailouts to help a crashing economy.
The corruption, the lying, the wiretapping, the waterboarding, the "1st Amendment Zones," the PDB "Bin Laden Determined to Strike in the US," the attacks on the environment and the Bill of Rights, the Valerie Plame outing, the still-unsolved anthrax attacks, swift boaters, Harriet Miers, Halliburton, Blackwater, Alberto Gonzales, Terri Schiavo, Quickdraw McCheney, Heckuva Job Brownie ...
Right. My pet goat we will!
Barbara Bush discharge
** ... shudder ... ** Boy, there's three words you hope never again to see together.
Family matriarch/harridan Barbara Bush was released from a hospital Tuesday, a week after she was allegedly found punchy, naked and disoriented in a South L.A. crack den.
Pianofarte
The US's worthless Secretary of State, after partying in Britain with the Queen, calls for "urgent action" on Mumbai.
Concerteena Rice finally arrived in New Delhi on Wednesday to ease tensions in the region by ostensibly playing selections from Bollywood musicals or something.
Everybody poops
The American exSpectorator asked "Joe" the "Plumber" for his Christmas book recommendations. Here's a selection:
Temples of Convenience - and Chambers of Delight (Lucinda Lambton): "It shed a great deal of light on the development of the lavatory, or as we say over home, 'the hutch.'" Most of the privies in the book are "the product of non-union labor." A plus!
Flushed with Pride: The Story of Thomas Crapper (Wallace Reyburn): "Just when you think you know everything about plumbing, this book comes along."
Plumber's Handbook (Howard C. Massey): Particularly useful "on the topics of greasy waste systems, outside waste interceptors, and what for me has been a longtime conundrum, local gas codes." It's also water-resistant.
Flushed with Pride: The Story of Thomas Crapper (Wallace Reyburn): "Just when you think you know everything about plumbing, this book comes along."
Plumber's Handbook (Howard C. Massey): Particularly useful "on the topics of greasy waste systems, outside waste interceptors, and what for me has been a longtime conundrum, local gas codes." It's also water-resistant.
Surprisingly, he does not mention Holy Shit!, the story of Jesus's last bowel movement and how it disappeared during the Templars' siege of Jerusalem in 1108.
Kidding. The article, from the Economist, closes with:
Joe's first book, Fighting for the American Dream, is available for pre-order now, and will be available in remainder bins shortly thereafter.
pwn3d.
Hey, cheese-eating gaywads, help us out here
The NY Times reports that shortly after 9/11, porculant antichrist Karl Rove pressured the entertainment community to help the WH catapult their propaganda. This after years of denigrating the entire industry as a bunch of effete gay terrist-loving values-destroying homos.
Hilary Rosen, the former chairwoman of the Recording Industry Association of America, said that Rove and other White House officials were looking for the kind of support Hollywood gave the United States during World War II.
“They wanted the music industry, the movie industry, the TV industry to produce propaganda,” she said. “Rove was putting a lot of pressure on us.”
“They wanted the music industry, the movie industry, the TV industry to produce propaganda,” she said. “Rove was putting a lot of pressure on us.”
A commenter adds "Rove lobbied Miramax, and for his troubles they ended up releasing Fahrenheit 9/11. Mission Accomplished, Turdblossom." Heh.
December 2, 2008
Quote of the day
[Preznit CrashTest Dummy] says he will leave office with 'head held high.' Good. It will be easier to throw tomatoes at him.
-- BuzzFlash.
Changing the tone in Washington
Preznit Evil, in his interview with ABC yesterday, said he regretted "the fact that the tone in Washington got worse, not better" during his time in the White House.
As Joe at AmericaBlog says, this is "almost funny. Bush and his political minions, led by Karl Rove, were on a crusade of destruction and divisiveness. They reveled in making the tone worse and a lot uglier."
For the past 8 years -- at least -- they've been joyfully making the slime pie higher, going all-out to demonize everyone and everything that didn't have an R after its name or wasn't endorsed by a rethuglican. We were unpatriotic defeatocrap traitors in league with the terrorists. We were troop-haters who hated America. We were soft, baby-murdering Islamocommiedefeatohomofascist cheese-eating surrender-monkeys who wanted the terrists to win. Ooooh, the tone in Washington got worse. Go fucking figure. Maybe he can find a way to blame that on Bill Clinton, too. Fucking clueless jerkoff.
Bloviating douchenozzle busted
Shameless twat a ringer for two of the most spurious, hateful gasbags on the face of the earth.
Mark Halperin, the Time "journalist" who slammed the media for having a "disgusting" pro-Obama bias, has been getting frequent and vigorous bonings by Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity.
Swarthy, secret Muslim may run in 2012
Ahem: against b. Hussein Obama. Why Louisiana governor Jindal may be the GOP's next Sarah Fai savior. Yep, that's the exorcism-endorsing creationist crackpot sounds-kinda-Islamic Piyush "Bobby" Jindal, confusing the crap out of freetards everywhere.
Speaking of irrelevance...
Silent Patriot reports that socialist Islamocommieterristfistbumper Black HUSSEIN Osama continues to diss the RNC propaganda nutwork, Faux Nooze:
[Yesterday] Barack Obama held his fifth news conference since winning the presidency, and for the fifth time, he refused to call on a reporter from FOX. Fishbowl DC has been keeping track.
As we've been documenting, Fox News hasn't gotten a question in during President-elect Barack Obama's five press conferences since the election.Despite his one appearance on The Factor, Barack Obama has made clear his disdain for everything FOX News. It's pretty refreshing to see a Democrat realize that he doesn't need to grovel to FOX, no?
Today was another. Questions instead went to such outlets as ABC, the NY Times, CBS, Reuters, the Maswegan Poultry Tribune, the St Mertle Herald-Tribune-Record, the North Bumfuck Probe-Register, the Pontyville Murgatroid-Bicuspid and the Associated Press.
Heh heh. Yes. It's pretty goddamn awesome!
Suck it, Faux!
Left behind
Doughy pantload Jonah Goldberg pulls another one out of his ass. Honestly, where does he get this stuff? More importantly, why is he getting paid??
Obama’s centrist Cabinet picks must have Democratic ideologues wondering what happened.
Uh, wrong, you idiot. Not at all.
You almost have to feel sorry for the left.
Huh? Don't bother, jerkwad, there's no need. It's all in your tiny little head.
They picked Obama because he was going to be the "transformative" leader who didn't need to compromise with the right or even with reality. Heck, Obama the Wise would magically change reality itself, right around the same moment he'd force those pesky oceans to recede. But unlike, say, J.R.R. Tolkien's fictional character Gandalf...
** ... faceplant ... ** Gawd. What a fucking mindsplat.
You just don't get it, do you. We "picked" Obama because he's the "transformative leader" who -- unlike you partisan, slimy assholes -- will work with experienced, knowlegeable people in both parties to get things done. You know -- for the good of the country, rather than for the party. That's change, moron. That's what we wanted. That's what we need after eight years of you incompetent rubberstamping sycophants fucking everything up.
Snap out of it. You're the one left behind, you stupid grody assmunch. You and your wank-brained gpuke sausage-jockey compatriots are sliding into irrelevance.
You almost have to feel sorry for the right.
But we won't.
Indictments against rethug criminals dismissed
No, the other ones. The other other ones. In what will come as absolutely no surprise, a judge has dismissed the indictments against Dick Cheney and former misadministration pet Attorney General Alberto Gonzales and told the case prosecutor to exercise caution, lest the soon-to-be former Vice President decides to use him for target practice. In Gitmo.
Durrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Today... on ABC News:
WATCH George W Bush Reflect on His Legacy
** ... total effing silence, blank stare, crickets ... **
Tomorrow: watching paint dry while waiting for unicorns.
I'm sorry, but I can't help picturing that goofy bastard sitting there with that cheeseball look on his stupid monkey phiz, trying to focus on his reflection in something shiny -- and not being able to figure out who the chimp is looking back at him.
"Karl Rove has made a career out of rigging elections"
A Diebold whistleblower and a GOP cybersecurity expert agree: the 2002 Chambliss Senate race was rigged.
A former Diebold contractor who was in charge of preparing the 2002 election between slimy POS Saxby Chambliss and war hero Max Cleland has stated that software patches may have rigged the election in favor of walking cesspool Chambliss. The contractor, Chris Hood, was ordered by the president of Diebold to secretly install uncertified software patches on machines in predominantly Democratic counties, according to Mr. Hood. Saxby Chambliss won a surprising victory after trailing badly in the pre-election polls and being a horrible excuse for a human being.
Stephen Spoonamore, a cybersecurity expert and lifelong Republican, has also stated that he believes that the race was rigged in favor of the loathsome dirtwad: "If you look at the case of Saxby Chambliss, that's ridiculous. The man was not elected. He lost that election by five points. Max Cleland won. They flipped the votes, clear as day."
Non-profit org. Velvet Revolution has been working with whistleblowers who have stated that the GOP, under the direction of corpulent antichrist Karl Rove, has been using computers to change election results.
Stephen Spoonamore, a cybersecurity expert and lifelong Republican, has also stated that he believes that the race was rigged in favor of the loathsome dirtwad: "If you look at the case of Saxby Chambliss, that's ridiculous. The man was not elected. He lost that election by five points. Max Cleland won. They flipped the votes, clear as day."
Non-profit org. Velvet Revolution has been working with whistleblowers who have stated that the GOP, under the direction of corpulent antichrist Karl Rove, has been using computers to change election results.
Why isn't this bloated fuck in prison??????
VR is offering a $100,000 reward for information leading to the arrest and conviction of those responsible for the Saxby Chambliss election rigging.
Oh please oh please oh please oh please
December 1, 2008
Change We Can Believe in
Amid all the hoopla regarding Obama's cabinent choices today, the liberal media failed to announce a new and very important cabinent position and his choice to head it. The object lesson.
Anyone worried about what outgoing President George W. Bush will do after leaving office can relax today, with the announcement that President-elect Barack Obama has nominated Bush to the position of Object Lesson in the Obama Administration.Barack-n-Roll!
A new Cabinet-level position, Bush’s primary role as Object Lesson is to be on hand to serve as a reminder to members of the new administration of what not to do.
The job is ideally suited to Bush, said outgoing press secretary Dana Perino. She has been tabbed to be Object Lesson Chief of Staff.
“As Object Lesson, President Bush will hang around the White House. When it comes to Cabinet meetings, he’ll sit quietly to one side and listen, which is what he does now,” Perino explained.
“But when a decisionmaking situation arises, President Obama will turn to President Bush for advice, and do the opposite of that advice. It’s a necessary governing function,” Perino said.
“President Bush was the only person we considered for this job,” President-elect Obama said today.
From the Big fucking whoop files
A Houston hospital says former first lady and termagant Barbara Bush is recovering as well as can be as expected after her alleged 5-day crack-fueled sex binge with Shaquille O'Neal and a donkey in Tijuana last week.
Drug-addled monstrosity endorses Hillary for Secretary of State
Giant, human-shaped douchebag named "Rush Limbaugh", still suffering from Clinton Derangement Syndrome/drug addiction/impotence, thinks we give a rat's ass what he thinks.
Says the porculent gasbag: "You know the old phrase, 'You keep your friends close and your enemies closer?' How can she run for president in 2012? She'd have to run against the incumbent and be critical of him -- the one who made her secretary of state."
Whatever.
Bible Spice on 1st-name-basis with Commandment-breaking assbag
Dippy, ignorant diva continues to energize mouthbreathers, disgust sapient Americans as she stumps for Saxby Chambliss, one of the slimiest, dishonorable troglotards the country has ever seen.
Failin cast the Georgia runoff as the first step in rehabilitating the republican party, wounded by theirBecause what the repuke party needs right now is more of the same slimy, subhuman, sanctimonious bullshit that led to their defeat in the first place.losses in Novemberown record of corruption, incompetency, and intolerance.
"It takes rebuilding and I say let that begin here in Georgia," Palin said. "We'll tell those gosh-darn Russians to get the heck out, you betcha!"Go away.
She also highlighted Chambliss' support for gun rights, rich white folks, and the killing of abortionists.
"We must send Saxby back to the United States Senate," she said in a massive, narcolepsy-inducing vortex of sucknitude.
Ah lernt to color between th' lines!
Asked what his greatest accomplishment was as preznit, Droolie McGameBoy replied: "I keep recognizing my mom we're in a war against ideological thugs and keeping America safe."
Keeping Amer... Jeebus. See "Moronic jerkwad deluding himself," just about everything else in this blog. Good gravy.
Moronic jerkwad deluding himself
Preznit DisasterMonkey -- who brought us the Iraq war on a lie, Abu Ghraib, the Sept 11 terrorist attacks, the Hurricane Katrina fiasco, the Second Depression, the raping of the Constitution, torture, wiretapping, putting food on our families, arsenic in our drinking water, his picture next to "dumbfuck" in the dictionary, his own personal "Justice" dept, the total fucking embarrassment of almost an entire nation, and the scorn of the entire planet, for starters -- tells Charles "durrr?" Gibson that he leaves office with "head held high."
Gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!1!!! More like "with his head up his ass." God, what an .... what's the word I'm looking for...
Yeah, that one.
Twinkle Twinkle....
If you are in an area unlike snowy and cloudy Michigan and are fortunate enough to have a clear sky just after sunset tonight, check out the cool show that Venus and Jupiter will be putting on as they line up next to the crescent moon.
Ironically Moronic
What Will You Find in the George W. Bush Presidential Library?
The Library will include:The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction. The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything. The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don't even have to show up. The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don't let you in. The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don't let you out. The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has been able to find. The National Debt Room, which is huge and has no ceiling. The Tax Cut Room, with entry only to the wealthy. The Economy Room, which is in the toilet. The Iraq War Room. (After you complete your first visit, they make you to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth visit.) The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery. The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty. The Supreme Gift Shop, where you can buy an lection. The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators. The Decider Room, complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws. Note: The library will feature an electron microscope to help you locate and view the President's accomplishments.Read the rest here.
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