As the cuntree gets even stupider:
Upkeep of roads, bridges and transit systems is a high priority to an overwhelming margin of Americans, but by an even greater margin they don't want to pay more for it, according to a survey that will be released this week.Hey, I know how to pay for it.....CUT TAXES!!
The Reich wing Wurlizer is at it again:
CBO Director Douglas Elmendorf told the House Budget Committee on Thursday that the health care law will reduce employment by 0.5 percent by 2021 because some people will no longer have to work just to afford health insurance.Naturally, this is being portrayed by the GOP as "job killing."
Think or say what you will about the National Enquirer,but they got it right on Edwards, and hopefully, lightening will strike twice.
Capitol Hill insiders and political bloggers have been buzzing about an upcoming New York Times probe - detailing an alleged affair that the 61-year-old married father of two had with pretty Washington lobbyist LISBETH LYONS.Please, please, please.....
And an ENQUIRER investigation has uncovered a bedroom encounter that Boehner - second in line of succession to the presidency - allegedly had with LEIGH LaMORA, a 46-year-old former press secretary to ex-Colorado Congressman JOEL HEFLEY.
It's not like he was cruising for a blowjob in airport bathrooms, or hiring a hooker through a well known madam to diaper him and spank him until he wets himself. Surprised, I am, that he resigned so quickly.
A bit prematurely, perhaps.......was it good for you?
Good riddance you scrotal byproduct.
You hire a hooker and you know what you're going to get.:
A senior aide to House Speaker John Boehner (R-Ohio) who was behind Republicans' Pledge to America is leaving Capitol Hill to join one of Washington's top-earning lobby firms.Republicans who serve their masters well are rewarded richly. Obviously the core value of their jobs plan.
As senior adviser for legislative initiatives to Boehner, Brian Wild was the executive director of the House GOP project that produced the Pledge, the GOP governing philosophy laid out before last year's midterm elections.
Toning down the vitriol, an Alabama senator says it's time to "empty the clip" on illegals, but he isn't advocating violence.
Really, he was just kidding and taken out of context, yada yada yada.
He was actually talking about the clip that surveyors use to attach their surveying equipment to their belts.
So much for that Muslim Caliphate
The Muslim Brotherhood said Wednesday it will promote democracy in Egypt but does not intend to field a candidate for president.Just another liberal plot to deceive us and to enslave all the white people and do many unmentionables to the white women who will be placed into our many harems directed by b. HUSSEIN Obama.
The true state of contemporary bi-partisanship:
In a strong rebuke of President Obama and his domestic agenda, all 242 House Republicans voted Wednesday to repeal the Asteroid Destruction and American Preservation Act, which was signed into law last year to destroy the immense asteroid currently hurtling toward Earth.
10 Things Conservatives Don’t Want You To Know About Ronald Reagan
11. Reagan didn't ride into soviet Russia on a white stallion, draped in the American flag to single handily defeat the communists with American exceptionalism beams.
And a few more:
Reagan was the one who started taxing unemployment benefits. Reagan was the one who pushed up the Social Security retirement age from 65. Reagan was the one who closed the income tax deduction for credit card interest, forcing higher taxes on the middle class in particular. Reagan was a union buster. He was a homophobe who could have gotten a handle on the exploding AIDS crisis if he had acted early. He declared ketchup to be a vegetable so California wouldn't have to add a vegetable to its school lunches. And speaking of vegetables, he was senile long before he left office. Other than that he was just a bad actor.
And let's not forget that the Deified Reagan also had Saddam Hussein on the payroll during his presidency as long as he was killing Iranians.
Condensed version: Reagan was a "tax raising, amnesty giving, cut-and-running, negotiating with terrorist" kind of guy.
But in a jolt to reality, as bad as Reagan was he would say these fuckers running the Republican party today are out of their fucking minds.
Disclaimer:This post obviously has not been vetted by the Ministry of Truth
The most persecuted American since Jesus, former half term Governess $arah Failin Mooselini® bails on military family fundraiser because....the Giffords shooting is still all about HER:
A press release posted on the sponsoring organization's Facebook page reads, "Due to an onslaught of personal attacks against Gov. Palin and others associated with her appearance, it is with deep sadness and disappointment that, in the best interest of all, we cancel the event for safety concerns."Oh, and then there is this:
The press release goes on to say that no direct threats were made against Palin, nor were any made against members of the organization's staff, but in light of the shooting rampage in Arizona last month, the negative rhetoric "raises concern for her safety and the safety of others despite the call for civility in America."
The cancellation of the speaking engagement frees Palin to attend the NBC/Politico Republican presidential primary debate at the Reagan Presidential Library in California, also scheduled for May 2.That such a balloon head has been the center of the corporate medias attention for over 4 years should tell you how fucked we are as a country.
Famed he-man/cowpoke George Wuh? Bush cancels visit to Switzerland of all places.
Leftist groups [sic] had planned to protest the visit, according to news agencies and probably Faux Noise. But several human rights groups had also filed criminal complaints against Bush, demanding that he be taken into custody if he stepped on Swiss soil and investigated for allegations of ordering torture.
A right-wing member of the Swiss parliament also demanded last week Bush's arrest on war crimes allegations if he came to the country, according to Reuters.
It should be time for the Reich-Wingnuts to get their line of bullshit together and tried to go all apeshit about the Muslim Brotherhood being the next al-Qaeda/Goldstein/Hamas/Ooga Booga..........
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present the perspective of Glenn Beck.
I dare you to click the link, but don't blame me if you never ever sleep again. People actually eat this bullshit up. Seriously.
Without a doubt, Egypt is going to be soon under the command by Al Qaeda's newest second in command control the world......or something like that.
Get duct tape, Now!
Egyptians are rioting for less of an ass-rape than we are getting......
Watcha think?
Found at: The Daily Bail
Socialist President's economic guru says that job creation will pick up as soon as growth occurs. you know, because the Corporatocracy is not earning enough.
Because a rising stock market and sitting on $2 TRILLION in profits is not enough growth.
There are pills for that.
This should go over well.
Repugs plan to send huge amounts of money to China before paying off Social Security beneficiaries and other American citizens owed money.
The Administration thinks such a policy would be tone deaf. "Such a policy would also be unacceptable to American servicemen and women, retirees, and all other Americans, who would rightly reject the notion that their payment has been deemed a lower priority by their government," Deputy Treasury Secretary Neal Wolin added.
The top Democrats on the House and Senate Budget Committees call it a jaw-droppingly bad idea.
"WTF?? I think it is a dreadful idea," Sen. Ken Conrad (D-ND) said. "Basically what they are saying is, pay China first. Are we going to forget about the American public and the things that they need? Somehow they are secondary? And paying the Chinese and the Japanese is the first priority of this country? I don't even know how to describe it besides saying it sucks majorly stinky ass. Good fucking gravy."
Along with sponsors, radio spots, hair follicles and remaining brain cells. Eric Boehlert reports:
I've been monitoring Beck's ratings for some time and I cannot recall a streak of weeks like this where he's so consistently fallen below two million viewers. This is definitely new territory for Glenn Beck. I don't know if it's the utter sameness of the show that's driving former viewers away, but the air is clearly seeping out. Between November and the first three weeks of January, Glenn Beck has lost, on average, nearly 500,000 viewers.... his audience is down 50% from where it was 12 months ago.Must be a Hitleresque Muslim plot by liberal elite Nazis funded by George Soros. Damn them! Hee hee.
And yes, the decline comes in the wake of news that Beck's nationally syndicated radio show was recently yanked out of two of the countries largest markets, New York and Philadelphia.
And by "it" they mean the Bush/Cheney cock. Of doooom.
Virginia Tea Party leader Jamie Radtke went after the Republican establishment Thursday during an address to the Senate Tea Party caucus.Just sayin'.
During her address to the caucus, Radtke said, "The Tea Party movement would not exist today if the Republicans had not failed under the Bush years."
Orange-toned juicehead the pits.
Republicons won dozens of elections last fall after claiming Democrats had focused too little on creating jobs. Now GOP lawmakers stand accused of the same charge, using their new House majority to push to repeal the president's health care law, restrict abortions and highlight other social issues important to their most conservative supporters.The abortion proposal "reflects the will of the people," wept ochre-hued liar John Boehner, who surprisingly is still employed. "It's one of our highest legislative priorities."
Gail Collins explains in the aptly-titled "Don’t Know Much About History" in the NY Times.
And do we really need a new Sarah Palin? Shouldn’t the first one be made to go away before we start considering replacements?Considering? {shudder}
If Palin and Bachmann were your co-workers, Palin would be the one sneaking out early to go bowling, while Bachmann would stay late to reorganize the office seating chart to reflect her own personal opinion of who most deserves to be near the water cooler.Wrong about history, wrong concerning current events, taking satiric novels as personal affronts, being completely unread and possibly batshit crazy, that these twin airheads get any newstime at all is shameful. If I wanted to listen to utter crap I'd spend the rest of my life watching B-movies on Netflix.
"Fair and Balanced" Fux News's Steve Doocey takes time out of a weather report to read anonymous blog comments attacking a reporter who ran a piece critical of Faux:
Dude, like, WTF???
Eight more inches last night -- easy, girls -- and it took the two of us three hours to shovel out this morning. Even my butt hurts.
You people are sick.
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Four hundred rabbis have spent more than $100,000 on a full-page ad calling on Fox "News" to sanction out-of-control dirtbag Glenn Beck for "repeated use of Nazi and Holocaust imagery and for airing attacks on World War Two survivor George Soros."
The signatories of Thursday's letter conclude: "It is not appropriate to accuse a 14-year old Jew hiding with a Christian family in Nazi-occupied Hungary of sending his people to death camps. It is not appropriate to call executives of another news agency 'Nazis.' And it is not appropriate to make literally hundreds of on-air references to the Holocaust and Nazis when characterizing people with whom you disagree."Beck, through a spokesman, called the rabbis "Nazis."
I accidently watched CNN last night and both Wolf Blitzer and John King -- and their guests --were congratulating themselves for being the only nutwork to put Michele Bachmann's reply to the SOTU on.
BLITZER: Well, Michele Bachmann, you know, we're getting a little grief, as you know, for carrying her response live here on CNN. Did -- be honest. Did we do the right thing?Touchhole.
SOME FINGERBONING ASSHOLE NAMED MORGAN: Completely did the right thing, because to me, it is the main story. ...
BLITZER: You know, both of us are doing a lot of tweeting --
MORGAN: Yes.
BLITZER: And I tweeted earlier today, should Piers Morgan interview Michele Bachmann on your new show, "IT'S HARD TO TALK WITH A REPUBLICAN BONER DOWN YOUR THROAT"? And I said I would ask you if you want to interview her. Do you?
MORGAN: Definitely. I think she would be a great interview. I find the Tea Party phenomenon really intriguing. And right now, as I say -- I'm going to repeat it -- you know, I think it's a very important story. And I think it's the most important political story developing in America. And you know -- and MSNBC, if you don't want to run the stuff, we will at CNN proudly and correctly. This is news.
BLITZER: I totally agree.
Vacant ditz was pandering to brainless followers who were actually ignoring her.
Bachmann was looking into the Tea Party Express camera and not the network pool camera that was being operated by Fox News on Tuesday night. It's the network pool camera feed that CNN broadcasts on air.Faux's? Figures.
But that wasn't the only technical difficulty. The NY Times reports that the teabagger site didn't stream Bachmann's speech as expected. Several Twitter users also noted that the livestream didn't appear to be working.Actually, the bigger WTF is that those effing whores at CNN were the only ones to air Bachmann's response. Even the teabaggers' own website didn't cover her.
Holiday wishes to EVERYONE, including all of you godless liberals.
Teh one and only,
Undeniable Liberal
I got my hair cut short, and now my cowlicks have taken over. The bf says I look like Cindy Lou Who.
Shitty network airs explosive diarrhea clip:
I feel like that whenever I watch the news, too.
Halliburton, Dick "dick" Cheney's "former" company, will supposedly pay brazillions of taxpayers' money to keep their evil boss out of a Nigerian prison.
The idea that an out-of-court settlement could be used in a criminal case angered anti-corruption activist Adetokunbo Mumuni, who told GlobalPost, "There cannot be an out of court settlement. In a purely criminal matter like this, the full letters of the law should apply. Whoever is involved should be taken through the entire process to determine their guilt or not."Yeah! Rule of law! Rule of law!
With all the news out of DC sucking more than Lindsey Graham at a Cub Scout jamboree, I have been too disheartened to post. Then I saw this happy little guy:
"Otto, a Tasmanian wombat, waddles around the Albuquerque BioPark Zoo's newest exhibit in Albuquerque, N.M." (from here).
Admiral Mike Mullen bitchslaps senile crackpot John McCain by pointing out that his command of three ships, a carrier group, two fleets, and the entire fucking Navy, actually DOES qualify him as "a leader of troops" (video at the link).
... I mute every effing, earsplitting commercial!! Well, Congress has finally passed the CALM, or Commercials Are Loud, Muthafucker act, that will require all advertisers to tone down their volume -- "so it's no higher than that of the program you're watching." About time. See what you guys can do when you're not being dicks?
Teabaggers, who pledged to cut government spending, added over $1 billion to the federal budget with special requests for earmarks --
Members of the Congressional Tea Party Caucus used the 111th Congress to request hundreds of earmarks that, taken cumulatively, added more than $1 billion to the federal budget.Uh, yeah.
"It's disturbing to see [these hypocritical idiots] requested that much in earmarks. This is their time to put up or shut up, to be blunt," said David Williams, vice president for policy at Citizens Against Government Waste. "There's going to be a huge backlash if they continue to request earmarks."
In founding the caucus in July, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Nutjob) said she was giving voice to Americans who were sick of government over-spending.
As part of an investigation into a $180 million bribery scandal, Nigeria will charge frothing cyborg Dick Cheney and issue an Interpol warrant for his arrest.
Charges will be filed against current and former chief executive officers of Halliburton, including Cheney, who was CEO from 1995 to 2000, and its former unit KBR Inc., based in Houston, Texas.At this point, I'm sure Prez Obama will pardon him or something.
Never mind that she's a total brainless dipwad, after the Disasta From Alaska insults most of the Bushes and Saint Ronnie of Reagan, intern-slayer Joe Scarborough says it’s time for the GOP to "man up" and tell her to shut up:
"I suppose Palin’s harsh dismissal of this great man is more understandable after one reads her biography and realizes that, like Bush, she accomplished a great deal in her early 20s. Who wouldn’t agree that finishing third in the Miss Alaska beauty contest is every bit as treacherous as risking your life in military combat? Maybe the beauty contestant who would one day be a reality star and former governor didn’t win the Distinguished Flying Cross, but the half-termer was selected as Miss Congeniality by her fellow contestants."
Just saw this posted at fark:
How shocked will certain members of society be, when the retail sales numbers and the rest of the economy take a huge nose dive this December as a result of 2 million people without jobs now having no income whatsoever?Yeah, I'm looking at YOU, repukes.
OK, my "blogroll" links disappeared, and the "Add to My Yahoo" button. And I can't find how to get it back. Goddammitsomuch.
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A political summit between President Barack Obama and congressional leaders Tuesday yielded further talks on how to extend Bush-era tax breaks scheduled to expire at the end of the year, as well as an acknowledgement from Obama that he needs to reach out more to Republicans.WHAT??? No. No fucking way. Is he out of his mind?? Where the fuck has he been for the past... my God... arrrgggh. The republicons have no interest in anything except seeing his administration fail. Jeebus Christmas, I am so sick of this shit. WAKE THE FUCK UP, Homes.
It takes the foreign press -- in this case, Pravda -- to rip into "the dumbest woman on Earth". More like this here, please!
[N]ow she turns not only against the fibre and backbone of her country, but against its democratically-elected President, accusing him of being incompetent for not stopping Wikileaks. Where was she and where was her GOP before and during the 9/11 attacks? She accuses President Obama of not taking "steps" to assure the leaks were not published. What "steps"?Sadly, yes. Let's face it, we suck.
If anything is a threat to the national security of the United States of America, it is this screaming, unrefined oaf with as much class as a searing release of flatulence followed by hysterical giggling at a state banquet. Is this what the people of the USA deserve?
